Transportation, Cars, Pranks and Dad jokes: Good one, thanks

Good one, thanks

By RYZILLAHitZ - 30/06/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML

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You deserved it 5 761

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By FamilyLoving - 19/08/2013 16:00 - United States - Patchogue

Today, I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water, a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 116

You deserved it 3 826

By CROCKIN5150 - 14/03/2016 04:32 - United States

Today, while out for a jog, I noticed that you never know how fast you run until you're being followed by someone in a car you don't know, and they're continuously honking at you. I later found out it my dad in his new car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 806

You deserved it 2 322

By me. - 12/11/2012 04:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 126

You deserved it 1 727

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 327

You deserved it 6 843

Not a prank, bro!

By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 278

You deserved it 847

By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 563

You deserved it 2 266

By jessinono - 17/05/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 644

You deserved it 5 547

By Emma Five - 14/03/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 601

You deserved it 32 268

By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 00:55 - United States

Today, I watched The Omen with my father. Halfway through driving me back home, he stopped the car and made me get out right there in a rough part of town. Fifteen minutes later, he drove up beside me, laughed hysterically at how terrified I was, and told me to get in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 791

You deserved it 2 796

By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 04:12 - Canada - Kingston

Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML

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You deserved it 4 732

WolfKing501 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:31

Fun dad you got their lol

Thanatos1206 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:32

That's when you slash his tires and leave a note saying "Are you tired of driving?"

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mimikinsz 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:56

omg Funny ! but Your Dads A Real Comedian :D !

Laterial 3

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:57

Is your dad Charlie Sheen?

IndiRae 9

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:02

No, Charlie Sheen wouldn't have stopped. He only has one gear. Go.

WCARlover 34

Thursday 30 June 2011 11:22

^epic win!

cutiepie343 7

Monday 8 August 2011 13:36

67 - WIN

jeob1992 8

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:15

I'm sorry but I find that hilarious.

scruffy_janitor5 1

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:17

troll dad ftw

omgc 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:21

ur dad found a way to make you run

sourgirl101 28

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:21

"You have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka." **This FML reminded me of "Purple Rain" for some strange reason?

sydneylol 7

Friday 1 July 2011 10:36

I thought the guy sings chocolate rain..

H3NKE 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:27

your dad has reached a balanced state of dickness and win'ness

racsistninja 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:31

haha my dad would do that haha but that's him messing with u so it's not really a FML

SilentTreatment 7

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:42

I'm not going to lie, that's pretty funny but sucks to be you, lol.

AyumiEmdez 4

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:53

what a dick

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Good one, thanks

Same thing different taste

Not a prank, bro!

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