Transportation, Cars, Pranks and Dad jokes: Good one, thanks

Good one, thanks

By RYZILLAHitZ - 30/06/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML

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You deserved it 5 761

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By FamilyLoving - 19/08/2013 16:00 - United States - Patchogue

Today, I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water, a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML

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You deserved it 3 826

By CROCKIN5150 - 14/03/2016 04:32 - United States

Today, while out for a jog, I noticed that you never know how fast you run until you're being followed by someone in a car you don't know, and they're continuously honking at you. I later found out it my dad in his new car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 806

You deserved it 2 322

By me. - 12/11/2012 04:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

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You deserved it 1 727

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

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You deserved it 6 843

Not a prank, bro!

By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML

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You deserved it 847

By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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You deserved it 2 266

By jessinono - 17/05/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

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You deserved it 5 547

By Emma Five - 14/03/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

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You deserved it 32 268

By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 00:55 - United States

Today, I watched The Omen with my father. Halfway through driving me back home, he stopped the car and made me get out right there in a rough part of town. Fifteen minutes later, he drove up beside me, laughed hysterically at how terrified I was, and told me to get in. FML

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You deserved it 2 796

By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 04:12 - Canada - Kingston

Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML

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You deserved it 4 732

WolfKing501 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:31

Fun dad you got their lol

Thanatos1206 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:32

That's when you slash his tires and leave a note saying "Are you tired of driving?"

Comments

youshitme 9

Thursday 30 June 2011 16:15

I LOVE your Dad!!

makitokito 14

Thursday 30 June 2011 16:22

smart dad

maddy1028 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 16:25

your dad Is awesome!

be2tymee 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 16:45

You should of thrown something at the car :P

kittennn 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 16:50

You obviously look like you could do with the exercise. ?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 30 June 2011 17:27

Not necessarily... maybe the dad's just a dick. Use your head - there is usually more than one option in every situation.

kittennn 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 19:52

Calm down ?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 30 June 2011 22:50

If you think my comment was full of rage, you've got a lot to learn.

kittennn 0

Friday 1 July 2011 10:34

Someone obviously doesn't have a sense of humour.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 1 July 2011 21:13

LOL, right. Because your sense of humour is just -so- fantastic, you know? If your comment was funny, I would have laughed at it. Unfortunately it wasn't, and you're taking mine way too seriously. I think you need to take your own advice and "calm down".

bankrupt 15

Thursday 30 June 2011 16:54

Sounds like my dad. When I first started high school he'd drive by me every day as I was walking to the bus stop. He totally ignored me, but every day he'd stop to pick up the girls who lived across the street from us and give them door-to-door service to the school. Even with those three bitches in the car there was still room for me but I didn't get a ride because he was trying to 'teach me a lesson about sharing and being nice to others.' If anyone needed lessons about being nice it was those three nasty, vicious bitches who of course rubbed my nose in it. We moved the next year or I would have had to put up with that for four years since the youngest bitch was my age. My dad is such an asshole.