Friends, Pranks and Intimacy: Good one, thanks

Good one, thanks

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML

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By Casden - 13/09/2009 15:57 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML

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By wrongnumber - 14/01/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML

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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:26

YDI for having a "heated argument" about who is prettier. Friendly teasing? That's fine. Argument that escalates into posting your phone number on craigslist? WTF.

TerAki 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:24

lol narcissism

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iEuphorical 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:17

#26 ftw.

AreYouSure_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:23

You're an idiot for arguing about who's prettier. Best friends and friends should not be so petty.

Paulspacefdot 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:25

Not saying you SHOULD... but let's just do the math here. 170 "hits". Let's say 1/3 are "serious": 50 (rounded off). Let's say 40 of 'em pass inspection (not too creepy, old, etc). 40 dates at $300 each, that's a cool $12,000.. Let's say that's over a month's time. By this fall, you have $84,000... (let's assume you retire in 7 months and don't spend any). Invest that at a return of 9% (not hard, even right now...). In 10 years, you're rich and have a nice house, two cars, etc... And where's she? Still trailer trash that would post her friend on craigslist! Gotta look at the bright side here...

Leviathan_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:30

lol 96

infantrygirl 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:32

Why the **** were you arguing over who is prettier? That's just ******* stupid.

Wonderwall339 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:35

#68.. Anonymous isn't a user on the site. You have the option of sending in an FML anonymously.

wholeon 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:41

I know this has already been said but, seriously....W[ho]TF argues with *anyone* about being prettier? That's the most stupid thing I've heard [today].