Babies, Injury and Transportation: Good samaritan

Good samaritan

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 23:32 - Antigua and Barbuda

Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML

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By mother to an ugly doll - 04/09/2013 18:10 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my car window got smashed, because someone somehow confused the doll my daughter always leaves strapped into a carseat for an actual kid. It's a cabbage patch kid. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 03:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML

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By failbaby - 02/06/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street. I walked around until I found it. In a dumpster. I immediately called the cops, completely freaking out. When the cops came, they pulled the baby out of the dumpster. It was a plastic baby doll. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By yardswoman - 29/06/2016 23:01

Today, I was mowing my yard when I hit a small rock, which hit my shed. I got done mowing and realized that it wasn't a small rock, it was my son's toy plyers and it wasn't my shed, it was my car window, which had shattered on impact. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 14:01

Today, I bought my daughter a rape alarm after she had a near-miss with a creep following her to her part-time job. As soon as I handed it to her in the car park, she accidentally set it off and one of her coworkers put me in a rather painful headlock and threw me to the ground, breaking my arm. FML

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Roadworthy

By MerryDeathmas - 18/07/2015 04:31 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML

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By chevysprint - 28/02/2010 05:36 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML

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By Loser - 17/03/2010 04:41 - Canada

Today, I got into a fight with the dryer over a plastic toy car. My hand is bleeding and numb, three of my nails are broken and I have a bruise on my chin. The plastic car is still stuck in the now broken dryer. FML

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Freakout

By ParanoidFreak - 31/12/2009 09:31 - United States

Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML

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leena24 11

Sunday 10 October 2010 9:12

you had good intentions... it was worth the risk!

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 10 October 2010 9:13

No good deed goes unpunished.

Comments

daymann 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 9:28

retoast

sweet_candy_ 17

Sunday 10 October 2010 9:37

Isnt there something like this on the tyra banks show?

jakii_ 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 14:28

everything's on the Tyra show

jose1760 1

Sunday 10 October 2010 9:38

Um have you learned your lesson next time just let the baby die in the car!

jakii_ 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 14:30

no. just...no.

jjmiller1001 17

Sunday 10 October 2010 9:39

You can't tell the difference between a doll and a human? Really??? YDI oh yeahn 911 works better than rocks, with no liability too

TheBitchOfChuckN 7

Thursday 14 July 2011 5:51

He never said he saw the baby, and a pizza could have gotten to his location faster then 911.

elmorous 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 9:40

16 - you are an idiot

krismir29 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 9:43

#6. wicked is beautiful

flossybaben 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 11:21

what is wicked?

anthaz_fml 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:34

A book/show. It's worth seeing and or reading.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sunday 10 October 2010 9:49

YDI for giving 2 ***** about babby w/o knowing how babby is formed (they need to do away instained mothers who kill thier babbys b/c they cant fright back?!), for living somewhere that it ever gets hot at all, for using sentence fragments, for living anywhere near anyone who owns a car, and for having an arm to cut on the glass you ******* MUTANT FREAK!~!!11opneonwrljae ghk v

noncom 12

Sunday 10 October 2010 11:09

You Are So Frikin Annoying Just Shutup it's stupid how you're always like ydi for owning a house for all the stupidest reasons just shutup

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Sunday 10 October 2010 11:19

Trollz4daLULZ I am curious, do you even think your comments are funny? If your going to troll you should at least troll in a mildly amusing manner, otherwise you just sound like an idiot.

spanelli 16

Sunday 10 October 2010 12:01

If he's so annoying, just don't read the comment, idiot.

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 10 October 2010 12:03

Poor babby, talking about sentence fragments when your own comment is incoherent..

SteamySecrets 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 18:27

#22....umm are you in special ed

Spastastic 6

Sunday 10 October 2010 21:02

it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden; i am truley sorry for your lots. His comment is incoherent because he's referencing the "How is Babby Formed?" meme.