Miscellaneous: Grandma, nooooooo!

Grandma, nooooooo!

By Sam - 02/12/2012 14:05 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML

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By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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By appropriatepolice - 16/01/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2014 21:30 - Iceland

Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML

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Demons

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 and after about 30 minutes I explained to her that, "I'm going to have to leave, it's just too hot in here." She replied, "You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell." I laughed. She didn't. FML

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By LuxTheSarcastic - 06/11/2015 23:05 - United States - Apex

Today, my mother dragged me to the mall to get me out of the house and to get me to stop using my phone. She then spent the whole trip talking on her phone instead of actually interacting with me. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 20:01

Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2014 18:51 - United States - Athens

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

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By Awks - 30/11/2012 06:30 - Australia - Bendigo

Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML

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You deserved it 6 087

By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

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By mothapuka - 26/12/2009 09:10 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I went to the mall with my mum. She had a few too many drinks the night before. As soon as we got into the mall, she puked. She walked around the mall with me, blowing chunks into a plastic bag. FML

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syley 5

Sunday 2 December 2012 18:59

GRANNIES GONE WILD!!!

superswagbro 7

Sunday 2 December 2012 18:59

Maybe she shouldn't get out much.

Comments

HanaFML 10

Sunday 2 December 2012 20:43

Maybe she wanted to show off to the mannequin in Hollister. You never know... ;)

Enslaved 36

Sunday 2 December 2012 20:43

Should have pulled a Justin Timberlake--in "Friends with Benefits" and joined her in the strip down.

winkydog4056 16

Sunday 2 December 2012 21:13

You sure granny didn't pop some Ecstasy before taking her to the mall? I guess one can look on the bright side....granny didn't converse with the mannequins.

Cynicaljellyfish 0

Sunday 2 December 2012 21:18

She does not know any better, just enjoy each moment you have together, you only have one grandma

love_me_electric 20

Sunday 2 December 2012 21:50

Actually you have two grandmas; one on your mom's side and one on your dad's side. Just saying.

DracoSpirita 21

Sunday 2 December 2012 22:57

68 - People are asexual now? I didn't know that! Now I can have tons of kids that look just like me without the hassle of having sex! :D

sarcasmismyno1 22

Sunday 21 February 2016 8:13

Technically we all have 2 grandmas....

holagranola 15

Sunday 2 December 2012 21:28

And then she yelled at some mannequins, right?

XxQueenofPuppets 10

Sunday 2 December 2012 22:05

My name is Sam and I live in Indiana too... And it is WAY too cold for that.

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 3 December 2012 12:09

Hiiiii, Sam.

superrocket19 17

Sunday 2 December 2012 22:28

Granny has her hotness back again....

OfficeNinja 5

Sunday 2 December 2012 22:35

Everybody in the mall who has ever had an elderly person in their family go senile understood what was happening. That is probably everybody. My grandmother would run out of the house naked and then decide to go for a leisurely walk. The neighbors would bring her home, to my uncles home. He was the town pastor.