Love and Money: Great boyfriend

Great boyfriend

By Anonymous - 03/05/2020 23:00

Today, I'm 37 years-old and recently out of a job. As my boyfriend refuses to pay more than half the rent as long as I live here, I have no choice but to move back in with my mom, 8 hours away. My boyfriend is quite happy to pay the entire rent as soon as I'm gone. FML

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You deserved it 659

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 13/12/2021 01:58

Today, my boyfriend told me he’d have a surprise for me when I got home. The surprise was he’d moved out, dumped me, and cut me off from his share of the bills, because he’s not interested in marriage and babies. I can’t afford the rent by myself so I’m going to have to move back to my mother's. FML

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You deserved it 192

Cut the apron strings

By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 00:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, at 30 years-old, I can finally move out. I could have chosen an apartment close to work, but instead I decided to stay close to where my mother lives. Since I told her, she's been complaining that I'm selfish and I'm creating a lot of problems for her by moving so far away. I'll be living half a block from her. FML

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You deserved it 304

By Anonymous - 30/09/2015 15:08 - United Kingdom - Paisley

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML

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You deserved it 2 592

Countdown

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 02:00

Today, I finally got all of my finances to move out of my house. My mother, instead of being happy for me for moving out of her house, blames me because she needs my rent money, states I will not be happy out in the world and disowned me because I didn't move out when she wanted me to. She wanted me to stay until she was 55. FML

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You deserved it 86

Bad sign

By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 20:00 - United States - Enid

Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 856

You deserved it 129

By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 16:50 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML

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You deserved it 2 548

Cough up

By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 01:00 - United States - Ontario

Today, I'm 36 years-old, living with my parents, in debt. My mom always wants to solve my problems by giving me money, which she later claims as "borrowed", so now I'm highly in debt with the bank… and her. FML

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You deserved it 460

Come back

By Anonymous - 01/11/2021 01:59

Today, after I got into an argument with mom's boyfriend, telling him to piss off because no one wanted him, and he did so, saying he was done putting in wasted effort, now he's gone I realise how much he did for us, or that his share of the bills paid the rent. We may lose our house because of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 207

You deserved it 2 690

In this economy?

By Anonymous - 28/07/2023 21:00 - United States - Ontario

Today, I'm broker than ever. I work a full time job but I STILL can't afford basic adult necessities. My mom keeps asking me to pay a bill that I can't afford (and has nothing to do with her) but she's been opening my mail, and questions my unpaid bills. I'm 36 and I can't afford to move out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 755

You deserved it 242

By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 02:19 - Reserved

Today, after several long years, a lot of debt, and two great degrees from a top university, I had to move back in with my parents, because no matter where I look, I can't find a job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 836

You deserved it 4 075

bobsanction 18

Sunday 3 May 2020 23:33

He's probably just trying to get rid of you.

Matthew Irmen 11

Monday 4 May 2020 1:34

If he isn’t there for you now with such a small issue what will happen when things are worse?

Comments

bobsanction 18

Sunday 3 May 2020 23:33

He's probably just trying to get rid of you.

Aiden89 23

Sunday 3 May 2020 23:53

....Happy Birthday

RichardPencil 30

Monday 4 May 2020 0:31

You wanna have phone sex? He won't care.

TexasKitten79 6

Monday 4 May 2020 1:01

This is a sign that he's just not that into you anymore. Why are you still calling him your "boyfriend" and "my man?" When my husband and I were dating and lived several hours from one another, and I fell on some hard times he helped me pay my rent more than once, and we weren't even living together. Generally I paid my bills and he paid his, but when I needed his help financially he was there for me.

Maddie White 5

Monday 4 May 2020 1:04

You mean ex, I hope. What a tool

Matthew Irmen 11

Monday 4 May 2020 1:34

If he isn’t there for you now with such a small issue what will happen when things are worse?

DramaQueen 5

Monday 4 May 2020 2:00

Dump him

JackWood 20

Monday 4 May 2020 2:54

Not a man

clue_me_in 20

Monday 4 May 2020 3:04

Why are you still calling him “your man”? He should be your ex if he can’t even support you during these times. Sounds like he no longer wants you there.

jbuckets_404 38

Monday 4 May 2020 9:41

Then don't pay half and wait for the two of you to get evicted THEN move back home i.e., call his bluff. On the other hand, it's obvious that he's only using you for the money, not for a real, committed relationship. :-(