Great conversation starter

By balkangirl94 - 23/12/2011 07:42 - United States

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Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML
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FollowMe 2

Wtf is up with your name bro? Bluewaffleftw??? That's not something to be proud of.

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margapp 3

tell him to **** a goat and get a life!

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EvilLilCupcake 10

Well if he's into incest who's to say he isn't into ********** also? Just a thought...

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ineslovescats 5

Haha I know that soong

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desireev 17

I love Blink 182! That made me smile seeing your comment!

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kshafer08 7

Did you at least punch him in the throat?

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deweyfly 6

she shuld hav for sure

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EllyMo 15

Incest is best! Actually it's creepy.

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jwade11 12

Dude I know some people may think incest is hot, but I just dont see it. Ya, I wonder why he tried turning you on that way, maybe it's something he likes. I wonder if you ever gave the impression you were into such things as well?

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OsirisFaction_fml 5

"And that's when I Macedonia him your honor."

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EminGH 7

Auto-fill royally ****** you on that one.

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NippsSlipps 10

Maybe he meant 'insects'. See how close those words are.

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Ferretface 13

Yeah...because talking about insects is just so seductive.

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NippsSlipps 10

Some people find bugs intresting so the guy may have accidently said in a way that was suggestive.

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RedPillSucks 31

guy:Do you know how a praying mantis makes love? op:She bits the mates head off guy:Do you want to bite my "head" off? See how seductive that can be?

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flockz 19

i want to **** a mosquito in the ass.

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ewputthataway 0

Fun fact: moths don't have stomachs. O_o

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flockz 19

*puts more positions on list*

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desireev 17

67- and talking about incest is much better? There's something wrong with you if you think that talking about insects is worse than talking about incest...

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Lintu_26 23

"Yeah what do you think about insects? I love their long green legs" *wink wink*...you never know ;D

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sheethapins 13

124 Well, I know I must be some sort of weirdo for this, but oddly enough I'd much rather talk about insects than incest. Just saying.

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desireev 17

130- I know. That's what I am saying. I would much rather talk about insects rather than incest. The comment I replied to said, "yeah.. Because insects are so seductive." or something like that. And I am saying that if they think that talking about insects is worse than incest, there is something wrong with that picture..

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EvilLilCupcake 10

140. Every time I see you, your comments are getting buried. Do you ever take a hint? It was a joke. Now please do us all a favor and develop a sense of humor.

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bobbycorwen 5

Guy: "Can we role play?" O.P.: "Sure. What should I do?" Guy: "You be a centipede all day and I will be naked." O.P.: Why...? Guy: "One hundred hand jobs. Mmm."

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ThatGuyRory 9

Nothing wrong with a good friendly conversation about interbreeding. Sounds... fun?

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bobbycorwen 5

Interbreeding is sexual reproduction between members of the same species. Biology can be fun.

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