Great idea

By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 264
You deserved it 46 028
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

benderbot19 0

Seems like a pretty simple explanation. Took you 2 sentences.

34 1
sugarandspice33 0

Is OP going to the dentist... at 2:30(tooth hurty)? Ahaahah-nah that was lame here comes the thumb downs :(

36 6

Comments

matthew24997 0

Bet you can fit you fist in your mouth if you can fit a door nob in your mouth

4 0
ColdplaySucks 18

Just say you fell and hit something. Not like the truth matters here.

5 2
imaginaryvoice 18

I understand where you're coming from, OP. Because it's completely illogical to set whatever you're carrying down, open the door with your hand, and pick your things back up.

13 4
naddification 7

Just tell your dentist the first two lines of this FML. I'm sure she/he/it has seen more bizarre (and silly) cases of accidents involving the mouth.

3 2
sugarandspice33 0

Is OP going to the dentist... at 2:30(tooth hurty)? Ahaahah-nah that was lame here comes the thumb downs :(

36 6
frankothetanko 0

talking from experience I see..

4 0
Mea022796 2

What possessed you to do that? Did ou think it would end in success?

1 3
catatonicsleep 17

my previous dentist's phone number was 230230, no joke

9 4