Great job

By onlyme - 23/05/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I was lining a soccer field. I had the entire grid laid out, so I began to paint with a handheld cart. I finished the entire field without looking back once. I forgot to put paint in the cart. I walked around a field for an hour painting with air. FML
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TigressUK 0

Must have been hilarious for someone watching xD

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Fuzzynavel 10

Seriously though you would of noticed when you went to mark the centre spot and the boxes. This is complete BS! LIAR!

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AzNKMA 0

its called perifferal(sp) vision... this ones a Lie...

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whensdinner 0

love the comments. sad i missed seeing this in real life. i would've just let you keep going.

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whaaaaambulance 0

Look at the lines required for a soccer field. It's not possible to line one without crossing over the same point and/or having paint IN FRONT of you. I remember when people used to put effort into making these up.

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yottskry 0

Bullshit. It's not possible to paint a football pitch without going back on yourself several times. 1. The D on the edge of the penalty area. 2. Where the penalty area joins the goal line. 3. The centre circle (which joins onto itself so you'd notice then that there was no paint) 4. The half way line.

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tmlgurl 0

So you didn't look back, or look down at your feet or look at the corners after you painted them to make sure they were done correctly? You either were completely zoned out or you're lying about finishing "the whole field" because it would be impossible not to notice.

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pbj114 0

haha soo..this is obviously fake, unless you just outlined the outside of the field and its also kinda sad how so many commented on this and freaked out about how its fake.. even tho i just did..but w/e! :)

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SteamyCream 0

I suppose you must be visually impaired.

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toddler883 0

its not posible to paint a whole field with one can, and by saying u didnt look back it def wasnt ur first time BS

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bsd_2 0

OK, lets clear a few things up... everyone assumes he was painting a new field and would have noticed no other lines after coming around full circle. If you're repainting an existing field you're just putting white paint over white paint and bolding it up. I could see how you may not notice that you're spraying nothing but air (maybe if the girls soccer team happens to be out there on the next field practicing, topless). Everyone seems to think that he's also using a little spray can to paint... probably not, they make 3-7 gallon hoppers for the professional models that will last more than one full field However, I don't believe it took an hour, it only takes our guys 15 minutes to line regulation field.

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