Health, Awkward and Students: Great opener

Great opener

By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 20:14 - United States - Champlin

Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated, "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML

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By kal - 28/02/2012 21:03 - United States

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By danny5191 - 17/03/2012 02:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML

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Check her out

By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 20:38 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML

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Plagiarism sucks

By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 13:03 - United States

Today, I was supposed to present a speech on diabetes. The girl who went first chose the same subject, knowing I'm diabetic and that it was my topic. I went last, so I had to change half of my speech on the spot. I sounded ignorant about my own illness. FML

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By cocacola999 - 03/05/2014 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML

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dragonstrike94 8

Friday 18 May 2012 0:35

Well its sometimes true

koolkat27 13

Friday 18 May 2012 0:47

11- um.. that's actually what you're supposed to do.

Comments

SomeAnonymousBro 4

Saturday 19 May 2012 4:52

Smoooooth -_-

shaggan 6

Saturday 19 May 2012 12:42

Think before you speak it's all about what you eat if a girls having a hard time she's not eating good good same goes for the guys think smarter not harder eh eat your veggietables .

grannygruber 6

Saturday 19 May 2012 13:38

Sounds like you have been sniffing the wrong vaginas!

CharliesCool2084 8

Saturday 19 May 2012 17:55

I'm a girl and I laughed so much at this, let's hope they have a sense of humour.

Peatothesea 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 6:06

YDI for being stupid.

ultra_notorious 26

Monday 21 May 2012 3:14

might have spoiled your chances of getting some play!

hateevryone 14

Thursday 24 May 2012 19:09

Shame on you

braibrai734 2

Monday 25 June 2012 3:16

Lol that sucks dude

kschlicke 11

Wednesday 11 July 2012 3:12

Don't worry OP, if you were that nervous to blurt out something like that, I'm sure your class noticed how nervous you were. Hopefully, if they did notice, they will be understanding of your "word vomit".