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By clutzymama - 10/07/2015 04:27 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, my 4-year-old daughter slipped on ceramic tile and I had to take her to the ER for 5 stitches to her chin. When we got home, I promptly split her chin open again as I over enthusiastically re-enacted how she fell to my husband and accidentally clocked her square in the chin. FML

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By moosemay - 19/01/2016 17:03 - Germany - Dittelbrunn

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter to the dentist for her first check-up. We were at the front desk when she tripped, fell and chipped her front tooth on the marble floor. FML

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By Diana - 13/08/2010 01:06 - United States

Today, I was showing my three year-old that going down the deck steps are perfectly safe. At the top, I tripped on my shoe and fell head first down every step. I now have five stitches and a three year old who won't go anywhere near the deck. FML

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By Sherlock - 03/02/2010 16:02 - France

Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML

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By ddhaley1 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Edmond

Today, instead of kissing my child's boo-boo on her finger to make it feel better, I accidentally headbutted her. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 27/05/2016 19:09 - United States - Lady Lake

Today, my husband was being obnoxious, so I jokingly sprayed him with the dish hose. The floor got wet, and he slipped and busted his knees. Our daughter rushed over to him to see if he was OK, then slipped and busted her head on the floor. FML

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By jazz - 22/01/2010 08:11 - France

Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML

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By me - 04/08/2012 19:14 - Canada - Debert

Today, I was teaching my daughter how to ride a bike with no training wheels. After comforting her and assuring her that she'd be fine, I gave her a big push. She fell forward over the handlebars and scraped her chin on the front wheel. FML

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Keep some things to yourself

By Beer - 28/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I picked out a massive two-inch long ingrown hair on my chin. I called my girlfriend in to take a look. She saw it, shrieked, then fainted, cracking her head on the toilet as she fell. Hello, hospital bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2018 01:30

Today, while bringing my baby an early-morning bottle, I tripped over a ball and fell into the glass coffee table, smashing it and cutting myself pretty badly. My husband slept through the whole thing, but the neighbors came by to tell me to keep it down. FML

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1221jamw 11

Friday 10 July 2015 15:19

knock knock. Hello it's CPS may we come in?

Jakk100 20

Friday 10 July 2015 15:18

That would have been awkward to explain to the staff the second time around! "See it's actually kinda a funny story..."

Comments

DaEpicTaco 13

Friday 10 July 2015 15:47

Ouch. FHL

dakid87 10

Friday 10 July 2015 16:03

Shouldn't it be FHL?

Wolfipoo 31

Friday 10 July 2015 16:19

FYL OP, I feel bad for your daughter, you gotta be careful.

Shamandalie89 32

Friday 10 July 2015 16:34

Poor kid. :/

hawkette_54 14

Friday 10 July 2015 16:44

Maybe you should've made sure your daughter was out of the way...

Krwman 8

Friday 10 July 2015 16:45

You deserve it. Your daughter doesn't. Just how much older than she are you???

Amorettex 19

Friday 10 July 2015 16:48

Oooh! Ouch!

TheLadyOpal 30

Friday 10 July 2015 16:50

OP's husband: "What happened to her?" OP: "Oh, she slipped and busted her chin on a ceramic tile floor." Seriously, that's all you needed to do. What was so exciting about the incident that you felt it needed to be re-enacted by performance art?