Great plan. Solid.

By Monagro - 14/09/2017 07:00 - United States - New York

Today, my girlfriend tried to convince me to propose by telling me that the sooner we get married, the sooner she'll get pregnant and hence the sooner we can eat the placenta. FML
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GhostFox 33

I... what the ever loving ****? Why would you even DO that, let alone why would it be phrased as if it were supposed to be a good thing?

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InfiniteSecret 20

Run, run far far away and don't look back. Seriously get away as fast as possible

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Lobby_Bee 17

That's absurd thinking. Doesn't she know you can purchase placenta online? They are pricey and will cost you around 6 iPhone X for a small one and 10 for a large.

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pjsr 32

Celibacy never looked as attractive as it does right now

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laurellkawes 31

Tell her that you're fastforwarding to the divorce.

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onceuponatime456 16

Bye bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Run as fast as you can!

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YallDeservedItJk 22

Don't knock it 'til you try it! Maybe you could save some for your baby, too.

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