Gross, dude!

By Anonymous - 27/05/2010 02:30 - United States

Today, I picked up my 3 friends from a party. One of them drank too much and claimed she needed to throw up. I pulled over multiple times so she could. It didn't happen until we were right in front of her house and still inside my car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 411
You deserved it 3 182

Same thing different taste

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fnyunj 3

TurboTalon is exactly right. Years of experience - I've only had to do this once. That's when I learned - if you have the urge to puke, your body is telling you you NEED to puke. You've been poisoned. It's not too hard to accidentally drink too much. Especially when you're young - your body is developing, you're socially awkward, trying to fit in, there's drinking games, etc. All stupid reasons to poison yourself, but it happens all the time. When you get that urge to puke, you may puke, or you may not. If you don't, well, you could pass out and die of alcohol poisoning. Or not. But your liver still has to process all that crap, and I guarantee you, you will have a horrible hangover the next day. Every single time I've puked, I felt better, usually within the hour, I sober up faster, and the next day, I don't feel like I'd rather be dead. Like I said: I tested this on purpose only one time. I had a lot of tequila, like 12 shots, in about an hour. I forced myself to puke, and it worked. Not only did I feel better the next day, but I realized how stupid and pathetic it was to have to do that. Since then, I'm WAY more careful about over-drinking. I have not had a bad hangover since. No, I'm no fun at parties. Boo-hoo for you. At least I won't puke in your car.

knibbsy 4

YDI for not tying her to the roof.

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Yikes. Sometimes being nice doesn't pay off!

OP's friend sounds like many a dumb girl in her 20's who can't hold her liquor but drinks way too much anyway. Me, I'm a lightweight and I know it, so I usually stop once I've got that tipsy relaxed feeling. Once you're drunk, you're drunk, and if you keep drinking your body won't be able to keep processing the alcohol, and it will make you sick. I'm surprised how many people don't understand that.

You kind of deserve it for agreeing to pick them up from a party where booze was being served, BUT since you were being the responsible one, I say FYL because you pulled over countless times and she didn't puke until she was still inside your car. I'd make her clean it up and never volunteer to pick her up from a party again.

THATS JOKESS that must have sucked for youuu.

fnyunj 3

TurboTalon is exactly right. Years of experience - I've only had to do this once. That's when I learned - if you have the urge to puke, your body is telling you you NEED to puke. You've been poisoned. It's not too hard to accidentally drink too much. Especially when you're young - your body is developing, you're socially awkward, trying to fit in, there's drinking games, etc. All stupid reasons to poison yourself, but it happens all the time. When you get that urge to puke, you may puke, or you may not. If you don't, well, you could pass out and die of alcohol poisoning. Or not. But your liver still has to process all that crap, and I guarantee you, you will have a horrible hangover the next day. Every single time I've puked, I felt better, usually within the hour, I sober up faster, and the next day, I don't feel like I'd rather be dead. Like I said: I tested this on purpose only one time. I had a lot of tequila, like 12 shots, in about an hour. I forced myself to puke, and it worked. Not only did I feel better the next day, but I realized how stupid and pathetic it was to have to do that. Since then, I'm WAY more careful about over-drinking. I have not had a bad hangover since. No, I'm no fun at parties. Boo-hoo for you. At least I won't puke in your car.

Lesson learned never pick up a drunk friend without a bucket!

aruss721 0

ya know, it always happens that way!

looks like you need some new friends...

I would have kicked her out of the car the first time