He may not have been "aiming," per se... but that doesn't mean he wasn't uniquely positioned to fire directly upward. She -did- just unzip him, after all. "Irene? Why am I peeing like I had sex all night?"

Try to sneak a ******** in their sunshine?

So, you got down and put your face in front of his crotch to unzip him? Can't you just reach down there and do that or are you equally incapable?

Imma let you finish, but that had to be the worst ******** of all time . . . of all time! He pulled the old "help me with my zipper" trick, but your face must have frightened his penis back into limpness. Maybe you have chapped lips, jagged teeth and a sandpaper tongue like a cat, so this poor guy was not going to be able to deliver a load of baby gravy in your maw. He gave you the other liquid that comes out of the ****, pee, to make you think it was finished and you'd go away. If you were any worse, it would have been tears! Let's face it; You suck dick at sucking dick.

thats f.ing disgusting. i hope u did not swallow it

I hope you punched him in the balls.

seriously lmj your like stalking her and it's getting really weird

worst facial ever

Why would you open his zipper while on your knees in front of him. YDI, lesson learned. Next time open them up as if they were on your body...from the other side.

YDI for opening his zipper cause I have never heard of anyone to drunk to open their zipper not that it couldnt happen but I would have let him piss himself cause thats funny and you wouldnt have enjoyed a golden shower