Gross night out

By missunlucky - 18/02/2010 00:24 - Czech Republic

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Today, I was at a club with my friends and my friend got really drunk. Later on he came up to me and said he really needed to pee, but he was too drunk to work the zipper, and asked if I could help. When I finally unzipped him, he was so desperate to go he pissed on my face. FML
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dacho 7

You sure it was piss? Maybe you were working the zipper for too long :]

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Apparently you also pulled his underwear down with your teeth.

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justanotherhuman 21

Dear OP, People who get so drunk they can't work the highly-complex, sophisticated heavy-machinery of a zipper are FAIL. YDI.

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youthink_fml 0

You forgot the part where you decided to blow him and just as you're ready to wrap your lips around his shaft, THEN he pissed in your face.

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purplemnm 9

at least she has enough pride in herself to post her real pic

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simon890 0

whatever you *****. im sure you could have unzipped him without having you face in his crotch. YDI for not owning up for your true intentions

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GiganTronic 0

Oh holy shit that's snickerdoodles! I didn't recognize the pic! Am I an Internet stalker? I dunno, probably.

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mochie 0

So how did you enter the male toilets at the club if you're a woman?

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avenged8fold 0

first of all what the heck is ur face doin right in front of his dick? YDI.

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FockinA 0

he's a kinky ******, maybe he thought you were into that. lol

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