Gross, Underwear and Miscellaneous: Gross

Gross

By Noname - 02/03/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

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You deserved it 4 385

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By WHOO HOO AIDS - 01/06/2013 18:52 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML

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By Lulu - 17/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML

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You deserved it 3 343

By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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You deserved it 2 176

By Anonymous - 09/08/2019 16:00

Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML

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You deserved it 272

By dumpedfornoreason - 01/10/2017 18:30 - United States - Normal

Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML

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You deserved it 587

By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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You deserved it 1 362

By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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You deserved it 7 190

By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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You deserved it 287

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML

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You deserved it 76

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By OverMyInLaws - 20/08/2022 06:00

Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 050

You deserved it 135

chunkofchange 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:02

fckin narsty make her buy you new ones

frankoisdarkel 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:58

that is ridiculously disgusting. she didn't even wash them?

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FuzzMonkey09 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:58

I'm sorry, but thats so damn SICK. You should make her buy new ones and if she doesnt, pawn her shit.

marris 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:03

You sure are trying hard to prove that everyone is.

PureGold 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:09

I'm sooo afraid of getting a roommate like that, that's absolutely DISGUSTING x(. Next time you see her, sit her down and tell her you NEVER want to see her take another clothing article of yours (especially underwear, cause that's just weird and sick and gross and wrong on so many levels), and she needs to replace every pair she "borrowed" from you. Who "borrows" underwear anyway? You just don't DO that...sounds like your roommate has serious issues x(.

themangostar 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:18

Wow. I really hope you plan on confronting her. That is so rude.

supbreh 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:20

if i were you i would give her a good **** right then and there

that_band_nerd 22

Friday 9 August 2013 6:17

" I'm mad at you! Let's have sex!" This is real life dude, not a porno.

Kyothine 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:22

I agree with 17.

NorfolkDude 2

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:33

Pretend like you don't notice, then come home crying with a piece of paper and hold her. When she asks what's wrong say you found out from the doctors you have herpies and crab.

Pakigrl18 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 6:01

lol good idea

jumi_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:50

wow the post above me has a VERY high end imagination haha but i chuckled. i'm sure since the underwear were all new, nothing TOO crazy is going over your roomie's mind. but i think you need to talk about her klepto business and her laziness. :T

mikelc 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 4:02

#17 sounds about right

smm_fml 3

Tuesday 3 March 2009 4:10

ugh, roommates suck. or they can. i'm a girl, and i've found that living with boys is much more low stress. girls are too high maintenance and then they steal your underwear...