Gross, Underwear and Miscellaneous: Gross

Gross

By Noname - 02/03/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

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You deserved it 4 385

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By WHOO HOO AIDS - 01/06/2013 18:52 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML

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By Lulu - 17/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2019 16:00

Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML

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By dumpedfornoreason - 01/10/2017 18:30 - United States - Normal

Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML

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By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML

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You deserved it 76

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By OverMyInLaws - 20/08/2022 06:00

Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML

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You deserved it 135

chunkofchange 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:02

fckin narsty make her buy you new ones

frankoisdarkel 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:58

that is ridiculously disgusting. she didn't even wash them?

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jokeni 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 1:51

aww come on, she was obviously desperate because she didn't do laundry. She was obviously planning to wash it and return it without you noticing...too bad. What were you doing in her laundry pile anyway.

ksockman152 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 17:41

what a dirty bitch

xoxowhatever 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:22

my roommate now still does that! we have an apartment where i go to school but i spend a lot of time in my hometown staying with my boyfriend. a couple weeks after moving in i was looking for dirty towels to wash and found a few pairs of my underwear STAINED AND DISGUSTING in her clothes. If thats not bad one time i found a nasty **** rag mixed up in all my dirty clothes that was hers! so she had been having sex in my bed. she also used my razor and gave me merca. she also used my tooth brush and now i get cold sores. she is the worst roommate EVER!

ohpanda 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:39

get a new roommate. holy crap thats unbelievably disgusting

wasabipeas 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:23

Take a shit in her sock drawer.

mzmaverickd 7

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:48

Confront her, get new underwear/money from her as repayment and get a new roommate ASAP. She is disgusting. 71, you are disgusting too... How could you POSSIBLY think that's ok??! EWWW! You dont WEAR ppl's underwear and then wash and return them without them noticing because you are desperate. You get your lazy ass to the laundromat and wash! Or hell if you're THAT desperate, wash in the sink with hot water and detergent and hang them to dry in your closet or something!

Meats 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 6:37

Sell her stuff and buy some new panties. When she asks say oh no its ok since she took yours in the first place. Trade is a trade is a trade you know. Then kick her out.