Gross

By Sticky floor - 27/07/2018 05:00

Today, my best friend and roommate has decided to "stop being controlled by society" while at home. This involves him walking around naked, masturbating whenever he wants, and not cleaning up his guys. I've stepped in it three times already. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

Punch him in the face every time you catch him jerking off. If he complains, tell him society no longer controls you.

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real life problems 26

Society has nothing to do with having some self control and not being a disgusting slob. That's just an excuse to be a lazy shitbag

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Yudith 24

You're missing a great opportunity to mop his balls with Mr. Clean whenever you see them. Also, if he gets to strut around the house naked, eat like a pig, cook his famous durian haggis with sauerkraut and Bleu cheese or play the same polka song a hundred times in a row, so do you.

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boopingsnoot 24

Time to get a spray bottle and use some negative reenforcement. Maybe fill the bottle with pee?

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RinoaHeartilly 36

Your friend is a disgusting, inconsiderate asshole.

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lj19717 19

Not cleaning it up crosses the line

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Let him step in your mess!

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PhoenixChick 26

Invite his mother over for a suprise dinner

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PhoenixChick 26

Invite your pregant sister over to projectile vomit all over the inside of his car

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sbjess 8

dealing with a roommate like that... what a heavy load to handle.

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