Gross and Work: Grossssssss

Grossssssss

By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, a customer handed me the ankle-length hosiery she had just used to try on some shoes, and as I sat there feeling the warm dampness of them in the palm of my hand, she said, "You should throw those away, I have a toe fungus." FML

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Same thing different taste

Yeet the feet

By SalonGirl - 10/03/2009 11:55 - United States

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

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By belladonna1025 - 29/12/2018 00:00

Today, I told a customer her total was $89.40. She put her leg up on the counter and dug a $100 bill out of her nasty sock. It was damp. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2016 09:34 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, a customer tried to return some pricey lingerie. She said she didn't have the packaging, but had never worn them. The skidmark I accidentally touched begged to differ. FML

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By Mishti - 13/05/2018 15:00

Today, whilst on the toilet at the mall, I took my new designer sandals off as my feet were blistered. Not even a second later, a hand reached out from under the stall, grabbed my sandals and disappeared. I had to walk home a mile barefoot. In the burning heat. FML

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By Lord Kane of Flatulon - 06/10/2015 11:13 - Australia - Warrnambool

Today, I found out my dad has been using the flip-flops I wear in the shower. The reason I wear them is to prevent myself from getting his nasty foot fungus. FML

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By GetHardOrGoHome - 31/03/2012 04:22 - United States - Chardon

Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 02:21 - Australia

Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML

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By RockedSystem - 22/04/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML

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By YeahItsmecoolhuh - 17/02/2011 06:50 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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No sweat

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 02:44 - Canada

Today, as I was ringing in a customer, I noticed that the Febreeze spray can was wet. Noticing this, I sniffed my hands because they had got wet, and said to the customer, "Oh, the can is leaking… want to go get another one?" He then said, "No it's OK, I just sweat a lot." FML

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Godfreyy 2

Thursday 6 October 2011 11:53

That's TOE-tally uncalled for

Wreckless_fml 6

Thursday 6 October 2011 11:51

The hell?!

Comments

mistersheezy 7

Thursday 6 October 2011 12:09

I think I just threw up a little bit.

deathbreadstick 10

Thursday 6 October 2011 12:10

I wouldn't have grabbed them and told her where the trash can was. Problem solved.

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 7 October 2011 5:14

Except the OP was told this AFTER they had grabbed them...

deathbreadstick 10

Friday 7 October 2011 9:32

I would not have grabbed them in the first place.

a_nutritionist 10

Thursday 6 October 2011 12:15

bitches like that are one of the reasons i dont like using public facilities of any kind, she has no respect for other peoples things. you should now charge her for damages. too bad you didnt have another customer cuss her out for you.

bluebell707 13

Thursday 6 October 2011 12:21

That is foul

psykokandy 3

Thursday 6 October 2011 12:24

Aaaand customers like that are the reason your fml could've simply been, "I work with people and their feet." fyl indeed.

punkin_26 16

Friday 7 October 2011 4:10

LOL! That would've sufficed

lexiipricee 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 12:25

Thats nasty.

dadof2 4

Thursday 6 October 2011 12:28

first how many pairs of shoes did she try on thats kind of a public health concern second when idiots do that it should be perfectly leagal to stamp their forhead with a stamp that says im a inconsederate a@@