Cars, Accident and Transportation: Groundhog Day

Groundhog Day

By Steve - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 759

You deserved it 11 918

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By dentedmercedes - 20/04/2013 13:43 - United States - Berkley

Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 653

You deserved it 8 229

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I agree, your life sucks 9 541

You deserved it 1 734

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I agree, your life sucks 1 532

You deserved it 164

By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 054

You deserved it 2 578

By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 02:30

Today, after 2 years of paying off the insurance fees after an accident, I got rear-ended. It was the same driver who crashed into me the first time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 495

You deserved it 140

By ttsutaoka - 11/07/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 063

You deserved it 2 786

By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 421

You deserved it 2 191

By LilaTheGreat - 05/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Boyd

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 531

You deserved it 44 218

Two in one

By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 446

You deserved it 14 433

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 943

You deserved it 56 308

Nadeslos 4

Friday 30 September 2011 15:55

Deja vu!

davidisbeast 12

Friday 30 September 2011 15:55

Maybe your "friend" sabotaged the car :o

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purplenacho 6

Friday 30 September 2011 19:13

You Backed into the mailbox again?!

GoneClubbin 9

Friday 30 September 2011 20:10

That My Friend Is Bad Luck

Lysergic 0

Friday 30 September 2011 20:16

You should stop driving with that friend then. His/her good looks are obviously too distracting to keep your eyes focussed on the road. YDI

liftedyoda 5

Friday 30 September 2011 20:32

Wow you suck at driving

firstbasemen8_fml 1

Friday 30 September 2011 20:32

Maybe god is trying to tell you something!!

droxd923 0

Friday 30 September 2011 20:49

Learn to drive..

DerekDisaster 5

Friday 30 September 2011 21:07

That takes skill

aFreedom127 9

Friday 30 September 2011 21:15

Try driving a different route with different friends.

ggbartoli99 0

Friday 30 September 2011 21:28

You must be a really bad driver

hotLatina 0

Friday 30 September 2011 21:28

creepy!!!!

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Today, there was a long queue at the store, and behind me were two senior citizens. I wanted to do a good deed, so I said, "Cut before me in line, I have all the time in the world." My reward? The old man scolded me because I supposedly insinuated that they were old, and only had a short time left to live. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 423

You deserved it 13 444

Today, I found out that when my best friend and I were kids, our parents would cancel playdates when either of us opted to not go to church. They said it would, "strengthen our faith." We are now both adults and staunch atheists for that reason, and we're spending way more time together to make up for this crap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 547

You deserved it 144

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Today, I was home alone. It was very dark and so I went to turn on the lights, when I heard the sound of a gun loading. I dropped to the floor but never heard a gun fire. I got up and heard the sound again. When I got lights on, I discovered it was only my printer telling me it was out of paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 481

You deserved it 26 060

Today, I finally made a Facebook account after being home-schooled my entire life. I friended people that I know and their friends, and subsequently sparked a debate on whether or not I exist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 323

You deserved it 4 150

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 913

You deserved it 4 064

Today, I was taking a pizza order at work, and had to ask the customer's name. I couldn't quite hear what he said, so rather than asking him to repeat himself, I asked how it was spelled. He gave me a funny look and said, "Um, A.J.?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 177

You deserved it 6 147

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 530

You deserved it 7 925

Today, I was once again called a "selfish bitch" because I don't want kids, even though I can't provide for them mentally, emotionally, physically or financially. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 423

You deserved it 1 693

Groundhog Day

Same thing different taste

Messy

Two in one

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