Cars, Accident and Transportation: Groundhog Day - FML

Groundhog Day

By Steve - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 759

You deserved it 11 918

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I agree, your life sucks 7 054

You deserved it 2 578

By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 02:30

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I agree, your life sucks 2 495

You deserved it 140

By ttsutaoka - 11/07/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 063

You deserved it 2 786

By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 421

You deserved it 2 191

By LilaTheGreat - 05/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Boyd

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 531

You deserved it 44 218

Two in one

By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 446

You deserved it 14 433

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 943

You deserved it 56 308

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Top comments

Nadeslos 4

Friday 30 September 2011 15:55

Deja vu!

davidisbeast 12

Friday 30 September 2011 15:55

Maybe your "friend" sabotaged the car :o

Comments

ajmk58201 6

Saturday 1 October 2011 6:41

Learn to drive better lol

myifesuckz 8

Saturday 1 October 2011 6:42

Wtf this is definitely karma

Shortwright 4

Saturday 1 October 2011 6:49

dont go that way anymore

cjk_2011 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 7:19

Time to start taking a different route pal.

Stroke_Her_Ace 15

Saturday 1 October 2011 8:13

Time to take a different route?

ksisseck 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 8:56

maybe you should be a abetter driver?

angryboot 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 9:15

Crashed the same person??

angryboot 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 9:15

Crashed the same person??

angryboot 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 9:15

Crashed the same person??

badactor009 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 12:52

So, your driving is a case of fifty first dates gone horribly wrong? Or, you are not a quick learner? Or not much of a learner at all? Good luck. You are going to need it.

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Today, I've spent nearly three weeks indulging my boyfriend's weird fetish, where he wears a hockey mask and I call him Jason. He just confessed it isn't really a fetish for him and that was just fucking with me. He's already told all his friends. I'm humiliated. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 68 964

You deserved it 12 726

Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 537

You deserved it 110

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 934

You deserved it 6 830

Today, after a heated debate with my friend on whether blondes are naturally stupid, I convinced her that I'm actually quite intelligent, and poured myself a glass of juice in victory. After finishing the glass, instead of returning the bottle back to the refrigerator, I put it in the cupboard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 675

You deserved it 41 075

Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 567

You deserved it 67 656

Today, I haven’t been camping since I was a kid. I decided to give it another shot. I bought all the best equipment, researched all the great locations, planned a whole weekend. Turns out I still fucking hate camping and now I’m out over $400. FML

I agree, your life sucks 577

You deserved it 2 200