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Grow up

By Anothernametaken - 18/11/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

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By Sam - 24/06/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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By stifledbyyou - 12/12/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

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By viperplay53 - 12/08/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML

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Stop!

By Max - 30/01/2017 12:00 - United States - Bluffton

Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML

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By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2018 12:00

Today, a guy asked for hot fries at the drive thru. After receiving the fries, he threw them at the drive thru window, complained that they were too hot, and asked for the manager for burning his mouth. I am the manager. FML

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By teachingsucks - 14/03/2010 18:29 - United States

Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 16:26 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML

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You're so cool

By TacoFail - 02/01/2010 04:46 - United States

Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. In a moment of insanity, I threw the receipt at the cashier and yelled, "WOOHOO!" I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML

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I'm lovin' it

By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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elephantom12 9

Friday 18 November 2011 19:44

U got professionally trolled. Be honored.

tylersign 11

Friday 18 November 2011 19:48

He's gonna change his clothes and come back to order a chocolate one.

Comments

mas91796 0

Friday 18 November 2011 20:52

ha the guy went cupping that ***** funny

heathz 9

Friday 18 November 2011 20:55

I don't know what else to say but, FYL OP

youshitme 9

Friday 18 November 2011 21:02

You deserved it for working for such an unethical company. I hope it happens again.

HeartofaFatty 2

Friday 18 November 2011 21:09

fail troll is fail

jellyD 1

Friday 18 November 2011 22:36

You blame the employee because of where they work. WTF? You rather see someone on welfare/dole? GTFO

heathz 9

Saturday 19 November 2011 1:07

because I'm sure you work for the beat company in the world, when in reality you probably have no job.

youshitme 9

Saturday 19 November 2011 14:44

'In reality I probably have no job'?! Thanks for the presumption that I've no job. I work very hard thanks very much. I find those sorts of comments hilarious. If I were to say 'in reality, you're probably a useless loser who sits around playing with her twat, wishing for a more fulfilling life', you'd call me rude, yet your presumptions are ok? Go **** yourself.

HeartofaFatty 2

Friday 18 November 2011 21:11

I had a guy try that with a strawberry milkshake once in drivethru. Fortunately I closed my window a second before and a lot of it ended up splashing back into his car. Which was good considering I can't stand strawberry milkshakes.