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By Anonymous - 13/04/2015 15:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, my son invited me to his first standup comedy gig. I accepted, only to later suffer through an hour of the worst jokes I've heard in my entire life. It was so bad, he made Dane Cook look like a comic genius, and I had to resist heckling him. Hours later, I still feel vaguely suicidal. FML
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MxAxRxCxO 30

Imagine his confidence when he stumbles across this FML

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iSativa 24

You should be supportive of your son no matter how bad his actions are. Confidence is key.

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arianarochele 9

You're a little dramatic

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SuculantWarrior 10

Just because you don't like his jokes doesn't necessarily make him that bad... was he boo'd off stage?

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NateSchmitz 2

You sound like a dick. Your son should follow his dreams. If he wants to be stand up comedian, give him constructive criticism. Don't say you wanted to off yourself./:

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krazayman 18

im very curious about what jokes he told.

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mosquito19 14

I would prefer your son's joke than Dane Cook.

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123amanda123 14

It's not hard to make Dane Cook look like a comic genius, since he is one.

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sabrinaMA 7

Excuse you, Dane cook is the shiz. Don't get mad because your kid sucks. Time to find a new passion.

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soulcrusher11 16

that Dane cook is a silly bitch #awesome

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ItCldBWorse 11

Everyone has their own sense of humour... and dads are notorious for a bad sense of humour. So you should be used to terrible jokes...

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TheBelt 19

I think as a parent you should encourage him and give him advice for next time, no matter how bad it was.

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