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By Anonymous - 13/04/2015 15:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, my son invited me to his first standup comedy gig. I accepted, only to later suffer through an hour of the worst jokes I've heard in my entire life. It was so bad, he made Dane Cook look like a comic genius, and I had to resist heckling him. Hours later, I still feel vaguely suicidal. FML
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MxAxRxCxO 30

Imagine his confidence when he stumbles across this FML

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iSativa 24

You should be supportive of your son no matter how bad his actions are. Confidence is key.

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connorgrant98 24

Please follow up with some of his jokes

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limegreenpoopie 31

Someone who finally agrees with me that Dane Cook sucks :3

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esaliba 12

As his mother you should give him your feedback so he could improve and not just criticize him!

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SweetIam 12

It costs nothing to give a child of yours a boost of confidence!

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joanna1995 20

That's no where near a reason to joke about killing yourself. That's a serious reality in millions of people's lives and it's not cool to use it that way. But if you really feel that way then you need to take action to not feel that way

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AndyPurdy 31

that's a bit harsh coming from a parent

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thefmlman2011 36

I've been told that the first time isnt going to be good, and at least his getting up there. He'll improve over time

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tehdarkness 21

I think Dane cook is funny. Maybe you just have bad taste.

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