Haircut and Kids: Hair care

Hair care

By hairball - 22/04/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, my shower is being renovated so I washed my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year-old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal by accident. FML

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By Getthelysol - 10/10/2018 05:00

Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML

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By amber s - 18/10/2022 22:00

Today, my idiot son tried to load the dishwasher while the dishes inside were clean. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2018 09:00 - United States - Thomasville

Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML

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By jbhadafuckedupday - 15/03/2018 01:30

Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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By Ndanick1193 - 17/10/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I found out that if you let your son install a new shower head, he won't tighten it properly. So when you turn the shower on, it will shoot out at rocket speed, hitting you in the face. Then when you grab the shower handle to prevent yourself falling backwards, you will just rip that out and hit your head again. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By Niles - 20/03/2012 17:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

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By mister fixit? more like mister fuxit - 25/11/2024 03:00 - United States - New York

Today, I made the mistake of taking apart and fixing a malfunctioning toaster in front of my five year-old. Two hours later, he tried to take apart a lamp that was plugged in. He shocked himself, broke the lamp, and set the carpet on fire. FML

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5bye7 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 9:52

ok well it probably scared you, but im sure your hair wasn't down the drain.

Arlitto 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 9:30

Murphy's law: It hit you where it hurt.

Comments

j_buggy 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:30

You know they have drain covers....

smartalek 2

Sunday 5 June 2011 6:06

maybe she doesn't have one cuz she didn't plan on ripping all her hair out.

jSOPURE 3

Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:37

Ouch. That is all. :(

RawrrKai 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:44

Ouch. D: I hope your hair didn't get damaged. And if it did, I hope it wasn't that bad.

mmmBURGERRR 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:46

Ummmm. I kind of want to say "I agree, your life is ******" but.....if you put a two-year old on a counter, or anywhere for that matter, they will touch things. Random things. Even random things that may cause slight hair loss. I mean, c'mon, I've never had a kid, but I know THAT much. Seeing that you HAVE a kid, but you thought your hair was more important that your child's safety, You totally deserve it. I mean c'mon...he could've fell off of the counter or something. I'd say, pile up the money you've been saving on washing your own hair (as opposed to going to the salon), invest in a play chair and THEN try this again. Oh and next time, for Christ's sake, wash it in the tub or something.

M_Uzu 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 6:32

Who goes to a salon every time they wash their hair?

AlwaysAndNever 5

Friday 9 November 2012 3:51

Wait, saving money washing your own hair? Who goes to the salon to get their hair washed once or twice a day...?

Rag_dollxx 21

Tuesday 14 January 2014 15:26

#152 Who washes their hair once or twice a day?

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Saturday 20 August 2016 19:45

"Today, my shower is being renovated" Kind of hard to use the tub to wash your hair when the bathroom is being worked on.

had_a_bad_day 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 11:08

Free hair cut, but hey at least you wern't reaching for a fork and not looking

invisibledamage 2

Wednesday 22 April 2009 11:06

thats terrible

shananigans 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 11:07

I'm more concerned about you sticking your two-year-old on the counter where he could fall off than I am about your hair...

awkwardturtley 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 16:55

exactly!! why are you and 15 the first to notice that?? o.O

kittykat1501 31

Saturday 20 June 2015 2:14

This was what I thought was going to happen

llamatrauma 5

Wednesday 22 April 2009 11:21

BY accident! not ON accident!

smartalek 2

Sunday 5 June 2011 6:08

no, it'd be on....

jennaboo 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 11:22

thats what you get for letting your 2 yr old sit on the counter. at least he didnt fall off

icanhazlizard 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 11:48

After "stoves are hot" and "don't run in the street," the first safety rule you teach your kid--especially if you're going to let him sit on the counter--is "DO NOT flip this switch. Ever." That's incredibly dangerous. What if your hand had been in there?