Haircut and Kids: Hair care

Hair care

By hairball - 22/04/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, my shower is being renovated so I washed my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year-old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal by accident. FML

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Today, my idiot son tried to load the dishwasher while the dishes inside were clean. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2018 09:00 - United States - Thomasville

Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML

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By jbhadafuckedupday - 15/03/2018 01:30

Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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By Ndanick1193 - 17/10/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I found out that if you let your son install a new shower head, he won't tighten it properly. So when you turn the shower on, it will shoot out at rocket speed, hitting you in the face. Then when you grab the shower handle to prevent yourself falling backwards, you will just rip that out and hit your head again. FML

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By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By Niles - 20/03/2012 17:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

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By mister fixit? more like mister fuxit - 25/11/2024 03:00 - United States - New York

Today, I made the mistake of taking apart and fixing a malfunctioning toaster in front of my five year-old. Two hours later, he tried to take apart a lamp that was plugged in. He shocked himself, broke the lamp, and set the carpet on fire. FML

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5bye7 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 9:52

ok well it probably scared you, but im sure your hair wasn't down the drain.

Arlitto 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 9:30

Murphy's law: It hit you where it hurt.

Comments

Kaileigh 6

Wednesday 22 April 2009 19:34

You deserved that. You shouldn't have had your 2 year old on the counter while your head was in the sink. The baby could have easily fallen and gotten hurt. Your fault for having the baby up there in the first place.

Kaileigh 6

Wednesday 22 April 2009 19:36

My hair is somewhat long and goes in the disposal all the time. I have to pull it out and wash it. Someone's hair must be really short NOT to go in the disposal.

KasCiaYr 0

Friday 10 December 2010 13:46

huh?

csjossel 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 19:50

why would you put a two year old on the counter? obviously both your hands are busy washing your hands so who's making sure the kid doesnt fall off? YDI

superweak_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:07

No dumbshit, he didn't do it on accident. He completely meant to flip that switch, he just didn't know what it would do. Maybe you should put your son in a better spot huh?

ams7509 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:19

had that actually happened, you would be in the hospital. please stop making up stories.

danielleFML 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:39

you are an idiot and should hire someone to watch your poor child

JimmyUrine 1

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:44

You should have stuck him in the fridge.

airandfingers 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:47

#69: That's one of the dumbest comments I've read on here in a while. Seriously though, it's very unlikely that her hair was in the garbage disposal. This is either a "who cares?" or a YDI.

FreedomFirst 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:09

Owowowowowowowow. #69, Grow up. You've obviously never had to care for a small child, and given that attitude, I hope for the child's sake you never do.