Insects, Hair and Animals: Haircare protip

Haircare protip

By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 20:32 - United States

Today, I put lemon juice in my hair as a cheap and easy way to get highlights. I left it in my hair and I laid out in the backyard to get some sun. The sunshine wasn't the only thing that found me; it seems every bug in the neighborhood is now hiding in my hair. FML

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Outsider_77 0

Friday 10 June 2011 1:56

were you bugging out?

braasilianx0 4

Friday 10 June 2011 2:18

lol stereotypical much? 4.8 gpa, going to medical school. try again.

Comments

marrriah 6

Friday 10 June 2011 12:02

well did you gets some highlights? ;)

whosechairisthat 0

Friday 10 June 2011 12:52

this one guy had this bug that like crawled behind his eye and laid eggs.... in his eye socket... grossest thing ive ever heard

ReynshineCutting 10

Friday 10 June 2011 15:29

And probably fake...

MalaInsane_11 0

Friday 10 June 2011 14:45

bugs don't like lemon, they like sugar. everyone knows that.

Jasper8713 2

Friday 10 June 2011 15:39

Lemons have fruit sugar... Just because they're sour, doesn't mean they're sugarless.

geeksaresexy 18

Saturday 11 June 2011 19:26

I think people are confusing lemon with citronella.. Lemon will repel spiders though.

zeta24 0

Friday 10 June 2011 14:52

first

SirKnightFall 0

Friday 10 June 2011 14:54

you must be a natural blonde to not think that through

kaitlyn3xo 0

Friday 10 June 2011 15:39

use hydrogen peroxide instead

Tweety122888 0

Friday 10 June 2011 17:09

you should've used hydrogen peroxide

fatalblue06 0

Friday 10 June 2011 17:30

reminds me of urban legend.... lady with baby spiders crawling out of hair...

Xx4urentertainme 2

Friday 10 June 2011 18:12

lemon juice really?

HellOnWheels357 11

Friday 10 June 2011 18:55

aw sick! i ******* hate bugs.. sad part is, you being a girl, probably handled it better than me, a guy would have. call me a pussy, i don't care. i had a bad experience with potato bugs once. and i can't stand bugs ever since. it probably wasn't that traumatizing, but still i feel bad for you.