Insects, Hair and Animals: Haircare protip

Haircare protip

By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 20:32 - United States

Today, I put lemon juice in my hair as a cheap and easy way to get highlights. I left it in my hair and I laid out in the backyard to get some sun. The sunshine wasn't the only thing that found me; it seems every bug in the neighborhood is now hiding in my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 12:00 - United States - Albany

Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML

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By Stung - 19/06/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2023 14:00 - United States - Cordova

Today, I found a DIY beauty hack online, so as I had nothing better to do and my skin is a mess, I gave it a try. I mixed lemon juice with sugar to exfoliate my face. Little did I know, I had a tiny cut on my cheek. The lemon juice made it feel like my face was on fire. FML

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By y00na - 17/08/2018 23:30

Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML

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By shitberries - 25/12/2015 16:00 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML

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By run4fun - 23/06/2011 18:56 - United States

Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML

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By Hair problems - 20/10/2018 12:00

Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML

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By xXRowynXx - 05/09/2010 19:20 - Canada

Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML

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By Bawsack - 06/04/2017 00:00

Today, I dyed my hair. It was all going well, until I forgot I had a head full of product and scratched an itch. I didn't realise my mistake until later, and now have to replace my six-month old sofa because it has a huge stain that alternates from purple to bleach. FML

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Outsider_77 0

Friday 10 June 2011 1:56

were you bugging out?

braasilianx0 4

Friday 10 June 2011 2:18

lol stereotypical much? 4.8 gpa, going to medical school. try again.

Comments

wriptidez 0

Friday 10 June 2011 7:53

yikes.. well i hope u wore sumscreen

Deroni76 5

Friday 10 June 2011 8:03

It looks like they *puts on sunglasses* were bugging you. YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

whyask 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 8:27

^amazing^

DeLpHe3zY 7

Friday 10 June 2011 8:30

Thats alright. Full of protein

iLikeWaffles155 5

Friday 10 June 2011 8:38

it's funny cuz that's the 69th comment

Cashaey14 0

Friday 10 June 2011 8:46

Lmpao

accordman 0

Friday 10 June 2011 8:51

jackass

EllaPlusBieber 0

Friday 10 June 2011 8:54

WTF?

sexxxysydney 14

Friday 10 June 2011 8:57

Weirddd, I used to do this all the time and never had a problem with bugs.

BangBangz 0

Friday 10 June 2011 9:19

Why'd you believe that?

geeksaresexy 18

Friday 10 June 2011 11:50

Believe what? That lemon juice lightens your hair? It does..

chanks93 0

Friday 10 June 2011 11:35

so....how does the hair look?

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