Hammer-headed

By Anonymous - 11/08/2014 16:27 - Canada - Saint John

Today, after ignoring my concerns and declaring that "safety equipment is for pussies", my husband went rock climbing for the first time. He only sprained his ankle, but is acting like it's broken. He's now playing video games in bed and pissing in a bucket, because walking is "too painful." FML
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Nymeria_fml 25

It seems like "walking's for *******" now.

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gunda95 11

His logic is sound. Video games cure everything.

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Comments

dudecall 18

Woah first fml from my province that I noticed. Shitty to hear that op, you should tell him pussys are one of the most durable things on this planet, good luck with piss bucket.

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BrotherPhil 35

Ah, diddums! Tell him to grow a pair and wear the right gear next time.

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CryoShock 14

If you're going to the bathroom, you're not playing Battlefield.

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skyeyez9 24

OP, you better not be enabling his behavior by emptying the piss bucket a d catering to his whims.

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Reihna_fml 14

Yes, now that he has proven himself to be a pussy, perhaps OP can convince him of his aching need for safety equipment for future adventures.

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gpg5 19

If he asks for sex tell him it's "too painful"

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Lucifer42582 4

You can't complain, you culled him from the herd...

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SoTrue17 8

Actually a sprain hurts worse then a broken ankle

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

If it hurts to much to walk that he feels the need to piss in a bucket, what's he doing when he needs to take a dump?

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itsme82 18

Let me guess you're waiting on him hand and foot too. If you so, you need to stop. If he isn't getting special attention he is going get bored really fast.

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