Intimacy: Handled

Handled

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for her boss. The same boss who, two weeks ago, caused her to come to me crying because he was sexually harassing her at work. When I told her I'd intervene, she told me she'd handle it. I guess she certainly did. FML

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By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

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By mjohnston - 27/03/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

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By Casuallydying - 28/04/2017 04:00

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By flyakite - 22/08/2014 03:53 - United States

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 01:36 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By salope - 26/08/2015 08:33 - France - Paris

Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2020 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years threatened to break up with me because when she came by my work, she saw me talking to another girl. The girl was a trainee. I'm the boss of the company, so it's my responsibility to train new people. FML

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Mind your own business

By New CV and Tinder needed - 23/05/2023 12:00

Today, I got a harsh warning from my boss. I apologized because I was genuinely in the wrong. My girlfriend found out about it and sent my boss a message, threatening to kick her ass. I'm now suspended. Thanks babe. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 12 September 2009 9:16

hit on Deborah LIKE A BAWS

Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 12 September 2009 9:43

Well, they sound happy together. Just think, when they are having unprotected sex on his desk, he will probably get her pregnant. Later, she'll get to explain to her kids how she met their father. "Well, you see, kids, he sexually harassed me. I was in a relationship with this other guy at the time. I am a **** though, so I ****** your father and left this poor SOB. Nine months later, POP! my life was over. But mommy has a new boss now. ;)" Some people have no self-respect.

Comments

MysticCeltic 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 19:31

http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=322

fawfulster 11

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:00

YDi because she broke up with you. You're better off with a cheating crazy bitch man. Hope you find a more sane woman.

darkmis1 17

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:55

if she's gonna be like that, you're better off without her

darkmis1 17

Saturday 12 September 2009 21:05

pimpin: **** you! just because a girl doesn't want her boyfriend to do anything if she's been sexually harassed doesn't mean she's cheating. almost 100% of the time, she's afraid of the guy and doesn't want to start anything. Though I'm sure you'll never have to worry about that, since the way you talk, I'm sure you'll never get a girl.

lesbee 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 21:58

The OP should have emphasized the word HANDLE!

candygrl122 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 5:17

I'm guessing she was crying of joy b4...... um well MAYBE she really needed her job (obviously) and it was her only way of keeping her job, but i REALLY do feel sorry for you!

CbFn7 0

Monday 14 September 2009 4:54

http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=3402 boooom.

feed_the_ducks 0

Monday 14 September 2009 7:16

Looks like she took care of that one alright. What a drama queen I'm sure she was only claiming harassment to cover up for the fact that she had liked it the whole time.