Friends and Love: Hangry

Hangry

By emilyparker - 01/09/2014 02:55 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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You deserved it 113

By gotnogame - 31/01/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

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You deserved it 37 929

By N…… - 27/11/2012 03:13 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's. His father was with him the whole entire time. He's 27. FML

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You deserved it 2 352

Oh, hai Mark!

By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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You deserved it 451

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2022 18:00

Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML

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You deserved it 185

Criminal minds at their best

By loz4151336 - 03/03/2020 12:06

Today, my friends wanted to try to dine and dash at a McDonald's. I had to explain why that wouldn't work. FML

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You deserved it 216

Drama!

By RUFckingSrs - 22/12/2015 02:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML

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You deserved it 3 786

By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

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You deserved it 70 829

By purpledp12 - 11/02/2010 09:12 - United States

Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML

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You deserved it 6 858

By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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You deserved it 4 321

FuckYourLife30 13

Monday 1 September 2014 13:44

Should have ditched those bozos and got a quarter pounder

fantita495 19

Monday 1 September 2014 13:46

She's not your friend. You don't lie about McDonalds.

Comments

titibug823 11

Tuesday 2 September 2014 1:27

Tell them to get the hell out of your car and go get your fries. Some friend. What a bitch...

Realhomesley 5

Tuesday 2 September 2014 4:42

She hot hers now go get yours. except don't look back.

dallah13 1

Tuesday 2 September 2014 10:35

What a ******* bitch.. She can find her own way home

MitunaCaptor 17

Tuesday 2 September 2014 17:30

Its ok because you know what? You are not a third wheel or a tricycle; you are a majestic unicycle and they are simply your training wheels.

Lena_Kitty 12

Wednesday 3 September 2014 7:06

I think this is actually one of the most inspiring comments on this thread.

chris_hero 1

Tuesday 2 September 2014 17:42

*lying

AFaye3964 17

Tuesday 2 September 2014 19:14

Leave them and go get Fries.

CodyLauren231 6

Tuesday 2 September 2014 19:29

So you're the driver but didn't go and get McDonald's on your own? Are you dumb?

samomaha 17

Tuesday 2 September 2014 23:09

Shoulda left them and gone back to get fries. And let them walk home. Or better yet, come back and critique their making out, giving scores like an Olympic judge: "And the Russian judge gives a 2.9 for a sloppy dismount."

Tannasgh 22

Tuesday 2 September 2014 23:37

Seriously friendzoned

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 2 September 2014 23:47

Totally your fault for staying there and putting up with their shit. You should have left them there. They used you, and therefore you had no obligation to drive them back to their houses.