Money: Hangry

Hangry

By ulring - 12/02/2012 00:53 - United States

Today, I walked all the way across campus to eat the first meal I've had all day. After waiting for my food in a congested line for 30 minutes, I got to the register to pay. Turns out my wallet was a twenty minute walk away, back in my apartment. FML

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You deserved it 7 523

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By IamHM - 24/10/2015 18:04 - United States

Today, I walked two miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier… only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager, and everyone in line behind me. I walked two miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 700

You deserved it 4 322

By Aaron - 14/05/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 142

You deserved it 3 732

By Lou - 01/06/2010 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 575

You deserved it 58 705

By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 333

You deserved it 33 561

Stuck

By Kayla - 18/12/2011 05:25 - United States

Today, I had to take two buses home from a friend's house. After waiting in the cold for the second bus for 40 minutes, it finally came and I realized that I'd left my wallet on the first bus. It took me 2 hours to walk home and I was locked out because my house key is attached to my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 459

You deserved it 7 764

By Tired Hungry Geek - 27/10/2015 04:40 - United States

Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 681

You deserved it 10 327

By saqmuel093 - 18/01/2015 19:44 - Malaysia - Tatau

Today, I ran out of cash. The nearest ATM to my house is over a half hour away by foot. After walking all the way there under the blistering heat of the sun, I realized I'd left my card back at home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 637

You deserved it 23 824

Premeditated

By IgiveUp - 28/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all three of them had "inconveniently" forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 117

You deserved it 130

By noooooo - 22/01/2010 07:32 - Canada

Today, I ran 5 miles to catch the bus I take to university after missing my connection. When I got to the bus stop, I realized I had left my U-Pass on my desk at home. On top of the assignment that was due. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 048

You deserved it 8 493

Respect

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 15:00

Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML

I agree, your life sucks 849

You deserved it 202

Pentium_4 27

Sunday 12 February 2012 9:41

if it was $7 or under and i was behind you, i would have paid for it OP

123josie123 11

Sunday 12 February 2012 10:07

You sir are very kind.

Comments

TheMotorCity 6

Sunday 12 February 2012 9:30

White people problems

123josie123 11

Sunday 12 February 2012 9:36

Drop the race card, I hate double standards.

alexh15 13

Sunday 12 February 2012 9:32

Food. Who needs it anyway? :P

Mandy0325 1

Sunday 12 February 2012 9:47

Yea should have checked to make sure.. But thats a horrible feeling o should know

theten_fml 9

Sunday 12 February 2012 9:59

Run back to the apartment and take your food. Pay them tomorrow.

evilscorpi 29

Sunday 12 February 2012 10:53

op needs a bike just to save time....ohhh the life of collage memories building up.

joshthebandboy 3

Sunday 12 February 2012 9:34

Meanwhile, a child in Africa just died of starvation.

123josie123 11

Sunday 12 February 2012 9:34

It happens to the best of us OP! Sorry :(

Pentium_4 27

Sunday 12 February 2012 9:41

if it was $7 or under and i was behind you, i would have paid for it OP

nava1210 12

Sunday 12 February 2012 9:48

What about $7.50??

Pentium_4 27

Sunday 12 February 2012 9:53

hmmm, i guess i'd give them my lucky 50 cent piece in my shoe

123josie123 11

Sunday 12 February 2012 10:07

You sir are very kind.

nava1210 12

Sunday 12 February 2012 10:30

I'm going to hold that against you next time I stalk..I mean see you..umm, got to go.

Michael_92 20

Sunday 12 February 2012 13:52

Everyone on Fml should pay Pentium 4 a visit. Free meals for everyone!

GrahamAker 3

Sunday 12 February 2012 19:02

I remeber once I was at movie theater when I was 11 I came up 3 dollars short of a meal and this big gangster looking guy paid for me. Friendly nieborhood gangsters ftw.

toenibbler 14

Sunday 12 February 2012 9:52

I forgot my house keys in my school locker the other day, my school is a twenty minute bikeride away. So I had to wait in the freezing cold for an hour for my mum to come home. I know how you feel.