Happy Birthday

By shmoooopie - 29/05/2015 03:39 - United States - Medina

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Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend made me a coupon book. I thought it was sweet until I noticed they were all conditional. For example; "Give your boyfriend a blowjob and he'll give you a 10 minute back massage!". They're all like that and he's mad because I refuse to use them. FML
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If he asks why you're not using them, tell him you already did; they were accepted by a competitor for double the value.

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queenofirony 12

Give him a coupon for one sleep on the couch.

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daddysgirl8 21

That's a win win, why are you complaining?

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Noela Abney 5

Id drop that guy like a hot plate. I suggest you do so because he won't change.

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