Animals: Happy Caturday

Happy Caturday

By couchsurfer - 10/08/2012 00:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to allow the cats to sleep with us on the bed. As we started to cuddle, one of the cats pissed right in between us. We are sleeping on the couch until the baking soda absorbs the smell in the mattress. I'll be sleeping there longer than that. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2016 06:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2018 23:30

Today, I got home from work, took a shower, got ready for bed, and laid down right in cat piss. Now I'm shampooing the mattress and taking another shower just to sleep on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 14:00

Today, I got a new mattress delivered to my house. Didn’t have it on the frame for more than 5 minutes before my cat had already pissed on it. FML

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Who run the world? Cats!

By tease_ftx - 31/08/2017 13:00

Today, as I was laying down to sleep, I grabbed my covers and realized the cat pissed on them and on my body pillow. Now I'm up at 1 a.m. doing laundry so I can have clean bedding and my kids are awake. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

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Precision strike

By Zodiacfall - 27/10/2019 02:00

Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML

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By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML

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By buttpain - 11/01/2017 13:25

Today, being a snow day, I decided to take a nice nap before resuming cleaning my room. Changed back into pajamas, climbed into bed, and found that one of the cats peed on my sheets. I've made negative progress, and had my underwear soaked in someone else's cold urine. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 16:45 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I let my new cat sleep in bed with me. It was cute until she wiped a tapeworm onto my arm. FML

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j_cat187 19

Friday 10 August 2012 9:06

And that's why cats are cockblocks.

pcentral 17

Friday 10 August 2012 9:13

I don't need pets in my bed. I'm already animal enough

Comments

geod69 8

Saturday 11 August 2012 1:11

The smell never goes away fully either

fireflygirl13 0

Saturday 11 August 2012 1:27

Awe :( i think ur awsome tho for wanting to sleep with cats. I would luv a bf like that

radioedit 7

Saturday 11 August 2012 1:42

Y would a guy have more than one cat, or even a cat at all. And y would he want the cats to sleep in bed with him. U deserve it.

stoptrying 9

Saturday 11 August 2012 5:19

This may seem far fetched but... perhaps the guy likes cats?

kh1721 2

Saturday 11 August 2012 12:33

You are a complete ******. How you got a girl to sleep in the same bed as you in the first place is a miracle. Way to **** it up. She must be fat.

couchsurfer 8

Sunday 12 August 2012 0:19

haha wow lots of haters...most seem to be dog lovers, don't understand i like both cats and dogs but my job requires weird hours and since cats basically take care of themselves it just made more sense. Yeah i thought i had litter to change the box but didn't and the store was closed since i got back from work late so the box was dirty when it happened. The cat hasn't had a problem before or since then. Also vinegar and baking soda took the smell out after three days so yay!