Happy Doggo Day!

By Holyguacamoly - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Iceland

Today, at work I had to explain to a client that male dogs can wear red collars and it doesn't make them "gay". The client then got angry and stormed out of the store, causing me to get written up. FML
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You deserved it 4 951

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People lost the intelligent aspect of their minds centuries ago...

Chelsea_bella 20

Pink collars on the other hand...

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That's dog gone crazy. But seriously, what kinda logic is that?

leave a note in the stores suggestions box telling your boss to quit being gay hahah

my dog has a red collar. it certainty didn't effect his ability to make puppies.

My cat has a blue collar. This signals to all other cats that he has been neutered.

GDragonsSwag 21

Thank you for being one of the more smarter people on here.

Sathane 21

Retail managers are some of the stupidest people I've ever met. Greedy, self serving, with an undeserved sense of entitlement and a complete lack of common sense or accountability.

Is this supposed to be relevant to the FML?

i dont think its fair to generalize all retail managers as greedy and selfish. i suggest you try to have a more open mind, i heard it can take you a long way in life

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ApacheC424 18

If you ever worked retail, you'd know how big of a lie that is. Even if you give them what they want it's then your fault for not properly informing them.

ninety 25

"the customer is always right," does not give the customer the right to act like a jackass and treat the associates like crap. Especially when the customer is obviously a dumb ass.

Certain grooming stores or boarding places always use one color collar for dogs in a certain category (Washed/unwashed, sick dogs needing to quarantined, biters or dangerous dogs etc) It would have been irresponsible for OP to mislabel the dog because the owners a moron and an asshole. Honestly his business isn't worth endangering other dogs or upsetting an entire system.

What the hell? I've always seen red has a more male color, so I honestly don't know what that guy's problem was.

RedPillSucks 31

Both red and pink used to be considered "male" colors, in the way back. This was the color of blood and was considered virile.

Does your boss have shit for brains? You did explain what happened, right?

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Has he never seen 101 Dalmations?

My neighbour's dogs are gay. At least that's what she says when they tag team and dry hump my boyfriend's leg.