Cats and Miscellaneous: Happy New Year to all the cats out there - FML

Happy New Year to all the cats out there

By HappyNewYearsToMeAndMyCat - 01/01/2015 05:25 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Nick Nameous - 01/01/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML

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Covid 24

By Yudith - 01/01/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I am passing New Year's Eve alone with my cat because everybody around me decided to celebrate in close committee, had a family emergency, or caught the C plague. FML

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By vishuzzbabe77 - 22/08/2011 06:04 - United States

Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML

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It's called caring, OK?

By gan-1991 - 15/06/2020 23:01

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to the sound of my cat puking up a hairball. This is the second year in a row he has done this. FML

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By catlady - 09/01/2012 16:56 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

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By ktwithaq - 18/10/2010 11:27 - United States

Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML

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Cat vs. pancakes

By demix_fml - 06/10/2019 02:01

Today, it's my birthday, I knew I would be on my own, so I brought some pancakes, only to come down and find that not only had my cat eaten them, but also that I’d have to clean his barf up. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By catlover - 13/12/2012 11:04 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML

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Sick move, bro

By jlw1998 - 25/04/2016 04:36 - United States - Dallas

Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML

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By Aled - 17/02/2011 16:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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AnnaDeWitt 27

Thursday 1 January 2015 15:35

I don't see the problem here. You got to avoid drunk douche bags and you spent the holiday with a loyal friend. And you got cake!

rainbowsandshit1 20

Thursday 1 January 2015 15:26

Awwwww that's so cute :3

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noralutter 10

Thursday 1 January 2015 18:24

sounds like a purrfect night to mee!

GunSlinger69 19

Thursday 1 January 2015 20:07

Hey cats love cake too!

lvg_fml 10

Thursday 1 January 2015 20:13

Sounds awesome but if you want to change that for next year it's on you. Get out and meet people or online dating or volunteer at an animal shelter anything

Erebus_Terror 12

Thursday 1 January 2015 20:31

You eat cakes made out of cats?

DarkSaphire2002 14

Thursday 1 January 2015 21:00

Aww...at least you're starting the new year with someone with someone who loves and appreciates you. Happy New Year to you and your fur baby!!

VampOfSavannah 31

Friday 2 January 2015 9:34

Fur baby? Okay that's really adorable lol

deejoy 22

Thursday 1 January 2015 21:34

Sounds like the perfect night to me!

ODST_Panda 12

Thursday 1 January 2015 22:05

even tho I'm not a fan of cats, they are better than most people

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 1 January 2015 23:22

Sounds like a purrrrfect end to the year to me!

gobiteme2 34

Friday 2 January 2015 0:53

Hopefully you slipped in some catnip.

HeatherFeatherB 31

Friday 2 January 2015 2:00

I'm actually jealous, OP. So don't worry.

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