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By yourclotheslookgay - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Rotherham

Today, my mum visited. Even though I live under my own roof now, I caught her continuing her old habit of throwing out any clothes she thinks make me look "gay". FML
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marcranger 28

Now you can throw her out in turn! Some parents just don't get it, and never will.

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hardcorefan16 22

That's your stuff, she shouldn't be doing that. Your not a little kid anymore.

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Laphog 17

Gay as in really well color coordinated and fitted? Or rainbow leotards with cocks on them ? It's the subtle differences .

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obewonstrangeone 18

I'm a little concerned as to how the ****** will make her quieter. If anything, I would expect them to make her complain more.

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SecundusSecunda 27

Most gay people I've come across have really good taste when it comes to dressing up etc Your mom just wants to keep controlling you, man

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Redmond64 16

Maybe you need to "throw her out" of the house

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gopackgo97 13

why is she going through your clothes?

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apineapple 40

Because old habits die hard. However, it is his house so it is unjustified.

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Ayasha_fml 12

And sometimes, the owners of said habits should just die hard, like if they're homophobes.* *Note, I realize some are not afraid of gay people so much as angry or have a hatred for them. Replace -phobe with the correct ending word and it still applies.

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

She's just helping the gay ones finally come out of the closet. What's the big deal?

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musdesimd 18

Ive tried so much to tolerate n b patient with my mom, years n years of her going through my stuff, rearranging things, taking things, misplacing, gossiping, backbiting, talking down; now im 36 with 2 kids; i hav gon down to her level; i take her stuff n purposely hide it; if she left something behind i hide that too; im about to burst frm anger just talking about her

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Tripartita 44

Well, you may be 36, but you don't type like you're a day over 16, Musdesimd. ;-P

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ZirePhoenix 10

gay people don't actually 'look gay'. that's called TV and media brain washing.

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laurelfire 15

Unless you're an ovulating woman, in which case you have incredible gaydar.

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