Hard pass

By Mew - 04/06/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML
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DarkMirror 0

o.O I think the only thing you can say in that situation is "Oh shit!"

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yer_maw 1

SCORE!!!! ahaha kiddin on, that's disgusting

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HorrorByrd 0

lol funny you should say that, just the other day I was talking to my friend about a young boy in England who was vomitting his own feces. I made my friend throw up because I was talking about it just as we passes a water treatment plant. So the smell was quite strong.

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alexak75 0

Not really an FML, but that's what u gotta put up with when u become a doctor

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xxsunshine 0

i don't want to cry, "fake!"... but how could bowels be stopped up for the good couple feet of your intestinal tract (including small and large intestine) until they reach your stomach?

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eeejit0102 0

cry about it. you chose to enter the medical profession, you knew what you were getting into. deal with it, you priss.

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AndySmart 0

I feel way worse for your patient. If any of us were in that situation we'd hope for someone compassionate & professional. Change jobs?

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tradit03 0

Get over it. Quick. Before karma police writes u a check.

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miseldemhearts 0

why the **** would bend down to talk to them if all that shit was happening? YDI

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