Kids: Head in the Clouds

Head in the Clouds

By Anon - 08/02/2017 05:00 - Australia

Today, my 33-year-old brother told my 10-year-old daughter that clouds are made by factories blowing smoke. My daughter laughed at him and he got upset. He still believed my dad's lie from 25 years ago. FML

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WCARlover 34

Tuesday 7 February 2017 20:06

What kind of person would think that clouds are smoke?! They're clearly little bits of unflavored cotton candy.

mcruff 12

Tuesday 7 February 2017 20:21

I definitely knew what made clouds by the time i was 8...

Comments

xcllla_ 27

Wednesday 8 February 2017 8:28

Guys don't lie to your kids when they are curious about things in the world.

mackdeezy 22

Wednesday 8 February 2017 11:28

Thats nothing. I once saw this documentary on Volcanoes that said that without them, there would be no clouds. No clue who the bigger idiot was, the guy who presented that iff as fact, or the guy who ok'd that to be included as part of the documentary.

howdmynosego 12

Thursday 9 February 2017 7:46

You know he may have been trying to be funny, and may have just pretended to be upset to make her feel smarter

rivenrock 14

Thursday 9 February 2017 12:05

How sad that all these years he's been seeing lovely clouds as pollution. But does this mean he thought pollution caused rain?

trycksh0t 7

Friday 10 February 2017 12:41

Well, technically, there is SOME truth in that statement. Clouds cannot form without aerosols for the water (or ice crystals) to condense around, and factories release an awful lot of aerosols into the atmosphere. Although if he legitimately believed that clouds were nothing more than factory smoke.... he is an idiot.