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By HarleyDavison - 05/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Harrisonville

Today, I went to a parade. While I was there, I ran into my ex and his new girlfriend. Trying to prove I was over him, I tried to act like I was oblivious to them and having a great time. I turned around, only for a piece of candy to hit me square me in the eye. FML
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Welshite 39

You found your new eye-candy. Congratulations.

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nataliewby 25

You can tell your friends you got hit on by a piece of eye candy in front of your ex and his new girlfriend

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KatyLarae 13

Bet that was some sweet eye-candy though...

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moniqueee18 13

Sounds like something that would happen to me

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pawelthink 14

I bet you'll have more opportunities to show him you're cool without him, so, be cool.

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stingray112 24

I don't really get it did her ex throw the candy or what? Idk how a piece of candy hitting her in the eye proves whether she is or isn't over her ex

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joopjoop 19

she was trying to be all dignified and happy but got hit in the face with random flying candy instead.

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Madrias 36

At least it shows you're not an uncivilized prick like the person who threw the candy. Kudos to you for being the better person.

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JessBassett 24

this FML gave me a good laugh, however you shouldn't worry about your ex and what he thinks. He's your ex for a reason and it sounds like he's already moved on.. time for you to do the same!

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daddysgirl8 21

Obviously you aren't over him if you were trying to prove something to yourself and him.

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blackonblight 32

So, let's sum it up, you're not over him, you got hit in the eye, but free candy. One out of three isn't too bad.

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