Health and Injury: Headshot

Headshot

By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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You deserved it 3 363

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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You deserved it 108

By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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You deserved it 4 390

By bobuhbeartoe - 24/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML

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You deserved it 19 994

By NoBasement4U - 26/11/2015 20:24 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML

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You deserved it 2 133

By bcoper - 20/02/2010 14:03 - United States

Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 393

You deserved it 3 273

By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 220

You deserved it 3 263

Skittish and wet

By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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You deserved it 203

By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

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You deserved it 3 027

I_have_no_clue 0

Friday 20 August 2010 16:16

Orgasmic Pudding

Baker_FoCo 0

Friday 20 August 2010 15:58

That sucks, OP. Hope they fix it.

Comments

jnjones04 0

Friday 20 August 2010 16:09

take the shower head and throw it at your landords face and throw hot water on him. maybe that will teach him not to be a cheap ass

girl112891 7

Saturday 5 November 2011 22:15

I was going to say sue the bastard with claims that he/she is traumatized and burnt. But that works too lol

yomama126 0

Friday 20 August 2010 16:18

Pwned in the face!!!

I_have_no_clue 0

Friday 20 August 2010 16:18

OP's apartment is haunted.

xoxo31 0

Friday 20 August 2010 16:28

woops!

browneyedbeauty1_fml 0

Friday 20 August 2010 16:29

TACO

marinus_fml 19

Friday 20 August 2010 16:38

TACO?

fistnazal 10

Friday 20 August 2010 16:54

PINK damnit... I'm fufilling my stereotype : |

chaingling 0

Friday 20 August 2010 16:32

you're a retard, either you didnt turn the knob, which is stupid, or you tried to stop it at the break point, and your story is made up

Crystal_Dreams 0

Friday 20 August 2010 16:40

This happens to me all the time! The shower head/chord always falls on my head and makes me jump more than anything. A shampoo bottle fell on me from a shelf another time, too, and it actually made my arm bleed. :( Want to hear more incredibly exciting stories? Just ask. ;)

Maflagulator 1

Friday 20 August 2010 16:45

Tell us stories of you being nice and moist, or like the OP, Hot and Moist!!

AltarEgo 0

Friday 20 August 2010 16:45

tell me more! lulz OP got a dick slap and a hot load to the face! FYL for sure!!!

Crystal_Dreams 0

Friday 20 August 2010 16:55

Nice way of putting it, AltarEgo! Hmmm, hot and moist - that just kind of reminds me of toast. :S Want to hear stories of toast?

fistnazal 10

Friday 20 August 2010 16:58

lmao, 39, you are THE man for that default pic.

fistnazal 10

Friday 20 August 2010 17:05

47... all around the city, all around the coast? i dont wanna brag, I don't wanna boast?

Crystal_Dreams 0

Friday 20 August 2010 17:09

I know! And his profile says 'I've got a 6 pack' Hahahaha :D

Maflagulator 1

Saturday 21 August 2010 2:04

I actually said that I had a Party Keg, and NOT a 6-pack. Damn, I need a cold shower.

Maflagulator 1

Sunday 22 August 2010 7:19

I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I've gotta get me some of that good French toast.... (Timbaland from way way back when most of you was a fetus...)