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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
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I_have_no_clue 0

Orgasmic Pudding

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Crystal_Dreams 0

...I don't want to boast, BUT I've got a rather large pile of toast! That's a nice rhyme. :)

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Crystal_Dreams 0

That was meant to be joined to #51 by the way, don't know why it didn't.

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JINJANINJA 0

of all of these you fail the most you just got pwned by the bug of the post

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fistnazal 10

lol have you not heard the toast song from the bob and tom show from forever ago?! you should check iiit ooooout ; p (it's not halarious or anything, but it's kindah clever? maybe it'll get a chuckle out of ya?)

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fizziwizzi 5

Did no one else think "Final Destination"??? I think the shower was trying to kill you lol

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tigercoon 12

Oh no, I'm about to move into my new apartment on Sunday. I hope I have a decent first shower :s

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justsayfuck 5

Oh wow. You just reminded me I'm moving out tomorrow :/ I never considered the chance of having a crappy shower, damnit. OP, well BURN, that was all bad luck. Hope you're feeling better.

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cheese91 0

YDI for moving YDI for moving to an apartment YDI for taking a shower YDI for trying to stop water YDI for being born

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musicman2059 0

fyl for breaking the shower head the first time you used it, ydi for not being able to tell between the cold tap and the hot tap

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UpYoursInAdvance 0

God Damn Joes Apartment

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