Cheating, Surprise and Love: Hearsay

Hearsay

By froyo - 26/02/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I knew my girlfriend was having a bad day. I went to bring her frozen yogurt at work because she loves it. When I was in the elevator, I overheard her colleague saying that the reason she was upset was because she had been cheating on her boyfriend with her new intern. FML

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You deserved it 4 413

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What a cad!

By the2girls - 09/08/2011 16:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML

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You deserved it 5 229

The ultimate betrayal

By nick - 23/08/2024 11:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML

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You deserved it 55

Still pining

By Anonymous - 08/11/2020 11:03 - Austria - Innsbruck

Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML

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You deserved it 1 230

Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 389

You deserved it 4 159

By your mother - 13/10/2010 09:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 217

You deserved it 40 488

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 505

Honey, you've got some explaining to do

By darren - 08/04/2024 18:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML

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You deserved it 94

By WhoLikesPie - 25/07/2015 15:51 - United States - Tampa

Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML

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You deserved it 2 101

By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

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You deserved it 2 800

By Anonymous - 12/01/2012 00:26 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML

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You deserved it 4 743

Amkii 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 23:18

So you went up to her, smashed the frozen yogurt in her face, called her a bitch, and dumped her sorry cheating ass... right? I hope that's how it happened!

adelaide_evening 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 23:11

I hope you threw the frozen yogurt on her before you broke up with her.

Comments

Poky_fml 3

Friday 27 February 2009 0:36

I think you should break with her clearly and coolly (does this word even exist in english?) :) Making angry scenes will make her only fell better. BTW frozen yogurt - +1 for you. :) Be strong.

blackjack159 11

Tuesday 27 October 2015 19:34

Agreed being an asshole back means she can flip the situation and make you look like the bad guy

chaaoos0013 0

Friday 27 February 2009 0:48

That's when you toss one off in the yogurt and bring it to her sweetly. Once you know she's ingested it... tell her to F OFF!

tech_guy 0

Friday 27 February 2009 0:49

wayne brady's gonna have to smack a bitch

jesusjr 0

Friday 27 February 2009 1:07

you poor sob. I feel for you.

AliSama 17

Friday 27 February 2009 1:20

you should give her the yogurt and ask her if you should check yourself at the doctor, since you are getting a slight rash, on your privates, and it is getting worst. Considering she is the only one you slept with, it should not be an std.

harasnosdivad 0

Friday 27 February 2009 1:29

i agree with #16 :)

TheOrpheus 0

Friday 27 February 2009 1:31

#16 is right. I personally can't stand people who cheat in relationships.

Lemun 1

Friday 27 February 2009 1:37

Why is it that every nice dude seems to have a cheating girlfriend? I don't get it. :( Sorry man.. I hope you left that *****.

epic_fail_whoa 0

Friday 27 February 2009 1:38

@23/27 We appreciate it. -.- That's freaking ridiculous. But man, that SUCKS!!!!! Well, if it helps, you know have a lot of random people you'll never meet on the internet feel bad for you...? Sorry!