Cheating, Surprise and Love: Hearsay

Hearsay

By froyo - 26/02/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I knew my girlfriend was having a bad day. I went to bring her frozen yogurt at work because she loves it. When I was in the elevator, I overheard her colleague saying that the reason she was upset was because she had been cheating on her boyfriend with her new intern. FML

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You deserved it 4 413

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What a cad!

By the2girls - 09/08/2011 16:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML

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The ultimate betrayal

By nick - 23/08/2024 11:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML

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Still pining

By Anonymous - 08/11/2020 11:03 - Austria - Innsbruck

Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML

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Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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You deserved it 4 159

By your mother - 13/10/2010 09:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 40 488

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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Honey, you've got some explaining to do

By darren - 08/04/2024 18:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML

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You deserved it 94

By WhoLikesPie - 25/07/2015 15:51 - United States - Tampa

Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML

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By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2012 00:26 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML

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You deserved it 4 743

Amkii 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 23:18

So you went up to her, smashed the frozen yogurt in her face, called her a bitch, and dumped her sorry cheating ass... right? I hope that's how it happened!

adelaide_evening 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 23:11

I hope you threw the frozen yogurt on her before you broke up with her.

Comments

IceCreamMage 17

Wednesday 9 September 2009 8:08

Wow. What a bitch. Great for her feeling guilty, but still. What a bitch.

scott_m319 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:20

I wonder who owns the house/pays the rent? If it's the OP, he could just say the following: "Hi honey. I bought you some frozen yogurt. You can even split it with your new intern..." *Watch the shock on her face.* "Yeah, I found out. I'll leave your stuff on the curb so you don't even have to enter the house to pick it up. Goodbye." *Leave her to enjoy the last gift you will ever give her.*

HyperExecuter 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:49

well at least she was upset...

verymerry 6

Sunday 11 April 2010 9:09

wat does OP mean? oh and ydi for letting him borrow ur personal laptop.

Origami86 6

Saturday 29 May 2010 3:15

This is what you should do mate. Watch the video and act accordingly. This video cracks me up whenever I see it. The first two minutes I love the most. This is also the solution to all guys who have been cheated on. Enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AMlKYl4KVk

Maxyyy 3

Monday 12 July 2010 8:19

first

TOL_fml 6

Saturday 7 August 2010 1:58

I hope you're live life is Ok now that it's been some time since you wrote this fml :) You seem like a nice person

beren456 1

Wednesday 17 November 2010 4:26

hey at least she was upset that means she felt bad and/or didn't like it so she wants more if you. I think that calls fir a second chance. Plus, it's not as if guys don't cheat either.