Hello, goodbye

By Joey - 07/05/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
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theluckygirl28 8

OUCHH!!! But hey, at least you got a footlong.... or maybe you don't and that's why she's leaving you? Think about it... All kidding set aside, FYL

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AngelRaven89 0

Could have been worse. She could have ended things without giving you a turkey sandwich. And then where would you be!

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idunnolawl 0

wow shes even more than a bitch than this chick http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=uqkmyek6zwqt0g66syhyv8gjdpogeb

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liuken 3

Couldn't even combo it up *shakes head* no consideration.

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Poasters82 0

Hey man, it could be worse... I mean, she could've drugged u, f-ed u, and left u in an alley with a nasty incurable STD... And u got a free lunch!!!!!!!!! Nah, but seriously man, sorry she was a bitch :l

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Phillay632 0

LMAO. You sir, suck at life. She deserves better. YDI.

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ZING_MASTER 0

5 5 DOLLAR 5 DOLLAR ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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patm01231 0

Ouch... Sounds like she's trying to quit you cold turkey. YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhh!

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Easy_Target 0

...man. That's cold.

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grazynaanka 0

hey look on the brightside....you got yourself a turkey sub out of the deal.

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p00p0ster0us 0

#104, well, not necessarily, she might have had it toasted

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El9 0

shit that sucks.... At least u got food?

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