Hello, goodbye

By Joey - 07/05/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
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theluckygirl28 8

OUCHH!!! But hey, at least you got a footlong.... or maybe you don't and that's why she's leaving you? Think about it... All kidding set aside, FYL

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AngelRaven89 0

Could have been worse. She could have ended things without giving you a turkey sandwich. And then where would you be!

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umlautasaur 0

I think there's more to this story...

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KimmiAndRonny_fml 2

I agree. Such a weird way to dump someone, there must be more to it than we are being told.

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TimeTruthHearts 0

Wait, do you like turkey? Because if you don't then it's like a double burn.

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SarahSehhati 40

Plot twist: OP is allergic to turkey....

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zbots 0

F that bitch. Time to move on.

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Electrus 0

A turkey sandwich is a turkey sandwich.

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o0ginger0o 7

At least it was fast food and not a fancy, expensive restaurant. She could've told you after lobster and a bottle of wine.

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mrdeeds23 0

damn thats rough...at least you got a footlong out of it..

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IfIWereABoy 0

awww.... i agree with #10 though. stay strong, honey!

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IfIWereABoy 0

awww.... i agree with #10 though. stay strong, honey!

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