Hello, goodbye

By Joey - 07/05/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
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theluckygirl28 8

OUCHH!!! But hey, at least you got a footlong.... or maybe you don't and that's why she's leaving you? Think about it... All kidding set aside, FYL

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AngelRaven89 0

Could have been worse. She could have ended things without giving you a turkey sandwich. And then where would you be!

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dulong 0

Best. Divorce. Ever. But honestly, that sucks. FYL.

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brodizzle 0

YDI for eating at Subway.

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the_question_mar 0

I THINK... I think you DON"T have a foot long and that's why she's dumping you Some people like it big... Just saying

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ebbasaur 0

I'm so sorry. How do you respond to that?

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StraightUp 1

Why do these lame, obviously fake FML's make it through? I've submitted better ones and I've voted on better ones and they don't make it through.

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Monty_Python 0

That's sad.... and hilarious at the same time!!!

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fml_Jesse 0

She kinda sounds like a bitch. No offence

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BeanieBaby 0

ooooh, the breakup sandwich. you should have thrown it back in her face or whacked her with it or something...

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