Insects and Health: Hello little dude

Hello little dude

By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 22:54 - United States

Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Luna - 22/07/2012 02:30 - United States - Carmel

Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 15:23 - United States - Tracy

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML

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Belly bounce

By Anonymous - 27/10/2021 05:00 - United States - Verona

Today, I learned that a innie belly button does not clean itself. I can't begin to describe the horrors I found, after using tweezers to get thirty years worth of "contents" out from inside me. FML

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By Ciara - 11/06/2012 20:44 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML

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A visitor

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 12:00 - Germany - Leer

Today, I had a walk-in: a tiny tick, crawling through my bathroom window, looking down at me in the shower, wondering whether I might be tasty. The window was closed, by the way. FML

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Tasty snack

By spiderinmylips - 24/06/2009 20:19 - United States

Today, I was laying out in my backyard trying to get some color when I felt a little tickle on my lips. I rubbed them together to satisfy the itch, when I felt a sort of crunchiness popping between them. I had crushed a spider between my lips and its legs were still moving. FML

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By ticked - 06/10/2009 13:01 - Pakistan

Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

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By deee21 - 24/09/2011 08:23 - Australia

Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML

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By Shitsuo01 - 30/12/2016 01:56 - United States - Douglasville

Today, I noticed a small bite on my arm. I couldn't figure out what it came from until I saw a small insect crawling out of my bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 22:20 - Canada

Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML

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brittanyayy 8

Sunday 20 May 2012 1:45

That's disgusting

Roflsauruz 12

Sunday 20 May 2012 1:47

I hope you realize....... The head's still in there somewhere, and it will re-grow its body eventually.

Comments

firemand 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 6:20

Seriously, Lyme Disease can get really bad if left untreated. Like Arthritis and sight and hearing problems for life. I strongly suggest you go in and get that head removed

DROPPUH206 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 8:36

YEAH,THATS SUPER NASTYY YO....

SingWishLove 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 22:24

I just got the chills!

cutiekins 6

Tuesday 22 May 2012 23:27

Omg eww>.

noisebox 1

Thursday 24 May 2012 0:21

We're you sleeping in the forest again?

lilraindrop 0

Thursday 24 May 2012 9:41

That is really freaky!!!! I JUST had this happen to me I was about to get into the shower when i see that i had something black on my belly button I go to take it off but it won't come off that is when I realized it was a tick!!! So weird that is happened to you also!!!

lilraindrop 0

Thursday 24 May 2012 9:44

My husband dug it out and burned it... It had a creepy face and long gross legs now I look at the scare and get grossed out all over again

lilraindrop 0

Thursday 24 May 2012 9:47

My backyard is really over grown since we just moved in and there is a lot of dead gross which I looked up and saw that is where ticks like to live so we are getting some bug killer out there ASAP

XanderJayNix 17

Thursday 24 May 2012 20:53

You know, there's a country son about checking a girl for ticks as an excuse to take her clothes off. Maybe you can get a girl to use that in you.

redhedsaysrawr 18

Saturday 26 May 2012 15:51

omg thats an awesome song! haha

KHIAB 1

Friday 25 May 2012 5:47

People, grow up. Getting Lyme is not the end of the world. I pull literally hundreds of ticks off our dogs and cats every year. I never bother to find tweezers or any of that crap. Although when the nymphs come out they like to ring around the cats' eyes and I have to use nail clippers to get them because they are so small. I've had Lyme twice and never did find the ticks responsible. Lyme isn't bad if you catch it early, I got the rash both times and the first time got the 'flu like' symptoms.