Hello little dude

By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 22:54 - United States

Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML
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Roflsauruz 12

I hope you realize....... The head's still in there somewhere, and it will re-grow its body eventually.

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bill123nye456 0

Cingrajulations, you now have lymes disease. Have fun with that

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Elovena 9

I don't know whether to be shocked you didn't notice, or question when the last time you bathed was.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

It's tick season. Dunno about where op is, but I'm pulling multiple ticks a day off me. I'm honestly ready to get myself a flea and tick collar and dart myself with some ivermectin :p

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asherm 15

Ya, I'd go visit doc and get antibiotics just in case. Especially since you don't know how long the little bugger was biting you. Good luck OP

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TheCorruptid1 6

Sweet Jesus...... I'm afraid I am going to have to put you to sleep sir..... It is for the best. :(

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dredkin 5

You should go to the hospital fast, with a head of a tick in your body can give you a bad disease.. I think it is limes disease? But FYL that sucks :(

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letsgopens58 4

Are you a dog groomer?? O.o

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