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By HOLY SHIT, A WALKING SNOWGLOBE - 09/12/2012 21:52 - United Kingdom - Dagenham

Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML
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dashizam 10

So what, it's easily fixed. One flaw is the best you can get! Take it!

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priceyfml 7

She could always use dandruff shampoo, good luck :)

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sushi314 12

It could be some hair product she used.

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perdix 29

Miasmic? It looks like that Word of the Day Calendar has finally paid off! How long have you been waiting to spring that on the unsuspecting public? I'm still waiting to use "noisome."

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WtfLoser 13

That.. doesnt sound like dandruff to me. dandruff doesnt fly just like that. Probably some cheap hairspray or Dry shampoo that did that..

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DomDomxoxo 16

This is really off-topic, but I've never seen anyone else from MTL on here before! YAY! I'm not alone (:

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MzMegs 20

If it's really off-topic, send her a PM instead. It's not that hard.

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DomDomxoxo 16

147: and if I'm in the app? Don't make rude comments cause you have nothing better to do.

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bryan788 29

hey if she is hot, I am sure you still tried to tap it. Turn the lights out and change the sheets in the morning

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olpally 32

Love the username... Don't shake her though, it could turn into a blizzard. Yikes.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Lol loove your username. Anyways OP don't let one flaw get to you. It could easily be a,hair product she used.

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gracehi 31

Poor girl might have psoriasis. My boyfriend has psoriasis and it's probably the most severe on his scalp. But you know what? My boyfriend makes me happier than anyone else in the world, psoriasis and all. Don't be so shallow, OP. Who knows what you could be missing.

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pink_raindrops 26

This isn't actually about the FML, but I have that condition too, I'm just lucky it's not on my scalp. The cream given by drs never really helped, and I'm sure that putting it on your scalp wouldn't be the best thing either. I ended up using coconut oil and it got rid of it completely. You can use it as a conditioner as well, leave it in for 10 mins before you shower (shampoo like normal to get rid of it). Everywhere else you just rub it on like any skin cream, and you dont have to wash it off. It can be pricey in health food stores, but asian stores are alot cheaper (it's found in the cooking section with other oils) Sorry for the long reply, I just thought it might be able to help your boyfriend if he hasn't already tried it out.

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gracehi 31

Thanks. He uses an expensive medicine but, while it has controlled his condition, it hasn't cleared it up. It can't hurt to use try to use coconut oil and it's probably cheaper. I'll mention it to him.

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EpicBlondie89 19

I use coconut oil in my hair, it's $7 I think at Walmart for a decent sized tub. Lasted me about a year. It's definitely something where less is more.

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Enslaved 36

My mother has psoriasis and took Enbrel. It worked amazingly until she developed breast cancer. She always lead a healthy life style. Won't even drink coffee because of the caffeine, so her becoming ill was an unexpected shock. Cancer is one of its side effects that they hide in the fine print. Pease be aware of the chances if any of you decide to go that route.

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buckdharma 37

Put a large gold fish bowl on her head and wind her up.

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squishycat 6

I must say, that description (horrifying miasmic mist) was wonderful! You have an excellent vocabulary!

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jdmur 6

So she has a dandruff problem... there's special shampoo for that problem. Don't be so quick to judge man

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